Kitu Gani ushafanyia mtu ukidhani atakushukuru lakini wapi (ungrateful people)

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@smokin_gun

Kuna kunguru flani aliniomba penthouse yangu afanye birthday party na mabeshte wake.
That time I was naive thinking it was a good plan since I would get puussy for the weekend.

I made it absolutely clear that I don’t want tree holders at my place (except for me and my boys).

Madem walikuja wengi sana. The ratio of men to women was 1:3, and the other guys were my friends.

The kungurus were very excited with the ambience at my pent place since they were busy taking photos and posting on Snapchat, Instagram etc.

And they all wore short and tight dresses. Mwingine ata hakuwa amevaa panty.

Everything was going perfect until some Tanzanian chiq (friend to the birthday girl) came to the party.

Huyu kunguru wa TZ sijui shida yake ni gani. Tuseme tu alikuwa kichwa ngumu.

She spoiled the whole party. Kidogo kidogo napatana na majamaa sijui kwa nyumba yangu. Kuwauliza wanasema ati wameitwa bash na huyo TZ kunguru.

Alafu huyu TZ kunguru anaiingia mpaka kwa kitchen cabinet yangu anachukua pombe zangu bila ruhusa na anapatia hao wasee banar!!!

Mara kuna mtu amerusha sigara kwa balcony ikachoma mtoto wa jirani huko nje. It was chaos!!!

Anyway, huyo TZ kunguru akaanza kuleta nyef nyef ati wanataka kuenda place ingine na hao majamaa.

Hao madem wengine walikuwa wanataka kubaki but huyu TZ kunguru ndio alikuwa group leader ya madem. Funny that she was the ugliest of them all.

No way I was going to let their male friends come to my house, drink my alcohol, enjoy my amenities and leave with the chiqs like I’m a simp nigga.
Haiwezi!!!

To cut long story short, nilifukuza hao majamaa waliitwa na huyo TZ kunguru kwa nyumba yangu, alafu nikajifanya funguo za nyumba zimepotea.

Madem walibaki kwa nyumba.

Venye hao majamaa walirudi ku-ring door bell ati wanakujia madem (they knew each other), nilichungulia kwa peep hole alafu nikapigia security simu.

Caretaker and watchmen walichangamka haraka sana.
They were kicked out of the premises like burukenge.

This way back last year when covid first came to Kenya and curfew was 7 p.m.
After curfew hours, I suddenly discovered where I “misplaced” the house keys.

I told the chiqs that whoever wants to leave can go, but good luck finding an Uber past curfew hours in my neck of the woods.

The chiqs had no other option but to stay for the night. And the party continued.

orgy ilitembea ama mulilala

[Azor_Ahai]

@Jura

I gave my friend and his chips funga lady lift after a night of drinking spree in tribeka. So Dem tukiendelea na safari akaanza kutapika in my merc bana. Matapishi inaruka Hadi kwa handbrake bana.then i hear the guy consoling her ati [COLOR=rgb(226, 80, 65)]“don’t worry, my driver will take the car to a car wash tommorow”

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Coronatities]

@Jura

I gave my friend and his chips funga lady lift after a night of drinking spree in tribeka. So Dem tukiendelea na safari akaanza kutapika in my merc bana. Matapishi inaruka Hadi kwa handbrake bana.then i hear the guy consoling her ati “don’t worry, my driver will take the car to a car wash tommorow”

:D:D:D:D

[kadinal]

@MarkMarco

Apana Bana These kind of speeds haitaki password change they can hire a brutforce tool to crack it, and inturn cause you more harm, kuchange password with a crowd nje waneza organize wakurukie. Kuzima ndio kwanza waende and a few days ndio waone its gone alafu. Nikairudisha Ikiwa hidden network.

Wewe natumia mikrotik nikupatie a firewall script to redirect the bonobos to a Bible site when they try anything.

[J_Blackman]

@kadinal

Wewe natumia mikrotik nikupatie a firewall script to redirect the bonobos to a Bible site when they try anything.

[Freyja]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

orgy ilitembea ama mulilala

you never disappoint.
Maybe they even played strip poker…

[His_Excellency]

@Jura

I gave my friend and his chips funga lady lift after a night of drinking spree in tribeka. So Dem tukiendelea na safari akaanza kutapika in my merc bana. Matapishi inaruka Hadi kwa handbrake bana.then i hear the guy consoling her ati “don’t worry, my driver will take the car to a car wash tommorow”

Kadere you have made my evening :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:p:p

[boy_wa_Rongai]

@thesavage

No good deed goes unpunished

My all time fav quote from Oscar Wilde

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@smokin_gun

Kuna kunguru flani aliniomba penthouse yangu afanye birthday party na mabeshte wake.
That time I was naive thinking it was a good plan since I would get puussy for the weekend.

I made it absolutely clear that I don’t want tree holders at my place (except for me and my boys).

Madem walikuja wengi sana. The ratio of men to women was 1:3, and the other guys were my friends.

The kungurus were very excited with the ambience at my pent place since they were busy taking photos and posting on Snapchat, Instagram etc.

And they all wore short and tight dresses. Mwingine ata hakuwa amevaa panty.

Everything was going perfect until some Tanzanian chiq (friend to the birthday girl) came to the party.

Huyu kunguru wa TZ sijui shida yake ni gani. Tuseme tu alikuwa kichwa ngumu.

She spoiled the whole party. Kidogo kidogo napatana na majamaa sijui kwa nyumba yangu. Kuwauliza wanasema ati wameitwa bash na huyo TZ kunguru.

Alafu huyu TZ kunguru anaiingia mpaka kwa kitchen cabinet yangu anachukua pombe zangu bila ruhusa na anapatia hao wasee banar!!!

Mara kuna mtu amerusha sigara kwa balcony ikachoma mtoto wa jirani huko nje. It was chaos!!!

Anyway, huyo TZ kunguru akaanza kuleta nyef nyef ati wanataka kuenda place ingine na hao majamaa.

Hao madem wengine walikuwa wanataka kubaki but huyu TZ kunguru ndio alikuwa group leader ya madem. Funny that she was the ugliest of them all.

No way I was going to let their male friends come to my house, drink my alcohol, enjoy my amenities and leave with the chiqs like I’m a simp nigga.
Haiwezi!!!

To cut long story short, nilifukuza hao majamaa waliitwa na huyo TZ kunguru kwa nyumba yangu, alafu nikajifanya funguo za nyumba zimepotea.

Madem walibaki kwa nyumba.

Venye hao majamaa walirudi ku-ring door bell ati wanakujia madem (they knew each other), nilichungulia kwa peep hole alafu nikapigia security simu.

Caretaker and watchmen walichangamka haraka sana.
They were kicked out of the premises like burukenge.

This way back last year when covid first came to Kenya and curfew was 7 p.m.
After curfew hours, I suddenly discovered where I “misplaced” the house keys.

I told the chiqs that whoever wants to leave can go, but good luck finding an Uber past curfew hours in my neck of the woods.

The chiqs had no other option but to stay for the night. And the party continued.

Mlifikisha threshold ama hii ni hekaya tu

[Tarantinoh]

A guy I know, ensured that people from his village were employed in his work place, since he was the accountant at the Mhindi place, some of the guys he assisted turned out to be thieves, they diverted a whole trailer load of supplies to a third party and parachuted into karura, the guy went through a rough patch ‘helping the police with investigation’ and was later unceremoniously fired.

[Ubongo]

@Jura

I gave my friend and his chips funga lady lift after a night of drinking spree in tribeka. So Dem tukiendelea na safari akaanza kutapika in my merc bana. Matapishi inaruka Hadi kwa handbrake bana.then i hear the guy consoling her ati “don’t worry, my driver will take the car to a car wash tommorow”

Makosa ilifanyika

[Hmmmmm]

@smokin_gun

Kuna kunguru flani aliniomba penthouse yangu afanye birthday party na mabeshte wake.
That time I was naive thinking it was a good plan since I would get puussy for the weekend.

I made it absolutely clear that I don’t want tree holders at my place (except for me and my boys).

Madem walikuja wengi sana. The ratio of men to women was 1:3, and the other guys were my friends.

The kungurus were very excited with the ambience at my pent place since they were busy taking photos and posting on Snapchat, Instagram etc.

And they all wore short and tight dresses. Mwingine ata hakuwa amevaa panty.

Everything was going perfect until some Tanzanian chiq (friend to the birthday girl) came to the party.

Huyu kunguru wa TZ sijui shida yake ni gani. Tuseme tu alikuwa kichwa ngumu.

She spoiled the whole party. Kidogo kidogo napatana na majamaa sijui kwa nyumba yangu. Kuwauliza wanasema ati wameitwa bash na huyo TZ kunguru.

Alafu huyu TZ kunguru anaiingia mpaka kwa kitchen cabinet yangu anachukua pombe zangu bila ruhusa na anapatia hao wasee banar!!!

Mara kuna mtu amerusha sigara kwa balcony ikachoma mtoto wa jirani huko nje. It was chaos!!!

Anyway, huyo TZ kunguru akaanza kuleta nyef nyef ati wanataka kuenda place ingine na hao majamaa.

Hao madem wengine walikuwa wanataka kubaki but huyu TZ kunguru ndio alikuwa group leader ya madem. Funny that she was the ugliest of them all.

No way I was going to let their male friends come to my house, drink my alcohol, enjoy my amenities and leave with the chiqs like I’m a simp nigga.
Haiwezi!!!

To cut long story short, nilifukuza hao majamaa waliitwa na huyo TZ kunguru kwa nyumba yangu, alafu nikajifanya funguo za nyumba zimepotea.

Madem walibaki kwa nyumba.

Venye hao majamaa walirudi ku-ring door bell ati wanakujia madem (they knew each other), nilichungulia kwa peep hole alafu nikapigia security simu.

Caretaker and watchmen walichangamka haraka sana.
They were kicked out of the premises like burukenge.

This way back last year when covid first came to Kenya and curfew was 7 p.m.
After curfew hours, I suddenly discovered where I “misplaced” the house keys.

I told the chiqs that whoever wants to leave can go, but good luck finding an Uber past curfew hours in my neck of the woods.

The chiqs had no other option but to stay for the night. And the party continued.

Ulipewa ikus?

[Swansea]

@Jura

I gave my friend and his chips funga lady lift after a night of drinking spree in tribeka. So Dem tukiendelea na safari akaanza kutapika in my merc bana. Matapishi inaruka Hadi kwa handbrake bana.then i hear the guy consoling her ati “don’t worry, my driver will take the car to a car wash tommorow”

:D:D:D

[MarkMarco]

@Freyja

Ghai ! Hio ni kriminoh .
Are you a micro internet service provider though ? There’s a time I had speeds of 120Mbps…that was pretty fast for my usage.

Apana bana, mimi apana internet seller. Ni kujua tu peoples mostly mumetoka same village anakuangushia a port for internet usage.

[MarkMarco]

@Parerenyatwa

Rushia mimi hii…

Ukipata kali Linux offensive security operating system iko na io tool and more

[MarkMarco]

@captain obvious

Kwa settings za router kuna vile you can disable broadcasting your Wi-Fi, so ni wewe tu and your family who’ll be using it. Ng’ombe za kudandia wifi hazitakuwa zinapata notification.

Yeeeeees, that is exactly what I did after the few days research

[Kumbaffu]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

orgy ilitembea ama mulilala

@tall mnyama everywhere

Mlifikisha threshold ama hii ni hekaya tu

@Hmmmmm

Ulipewa ikus?

Mimi sio mtu wa orgy.

Nilifikisha threeshold asubuhi kama dem ako sober.

Due to past experiences (I will probably drop a chilling hekaya about that one day), I don’t have sex with drunk women who can barely remember anything about the previous night.

[Shaka]

Some people do not understand what respect is, they confuse respect with fear. Never expect others to use common sense because some don’t.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@smokin_gun

Mimi sio mtu wa orgy.

Nilifikisha threeshold asubuhi kama dem ako sober.

Due to past experiences (I will probably drop a chilling hekaya about that one day), I don’t have sex with drunk women who can barely remember anything about the previous night.

Safi elder. Nangojea hiyo hekaya

[nyundo_wa_komeo]

Helped a guy get a job. Guy became jealous of my position kwa kampuni akaanza kunichafulia jina kwa workmates. Long story short, karma hit him in other ways.