Kinyozi msomali. :Buyer Beware

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Guys acha niwaambie hakuna kitu meffi kama Kinyozi msomali. As you all know mimi hutetea watu wangu sana but Kinyozi msomali is the lowest of the low, scum of the earth. Stubbornness is just too much with them. You give the dude clear instructions maybe useme unataka side fade tu nothing else utapata msee has given you a full head shave. Unamwambia asiguse beard uko Movember utapata the guy amekata your beard as you lean back to get a line. Reason atakuambia is you look better with short beard? Wtf meffi!!!. Also Somalis are not gifted with artistic skills so there’s also that.

Anyways after suffering for some years leo niliamua kupitia kina Mwaura just for a change. Manze msee ameninyonyoa exactly the way I told him. Nime tip yeye vizuri sana hadi amechukua my number. (AKUWE MY BARBER NEXT TIME:D:D ) Ferk Somali barbers Mwaura it is.

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Fixed.

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somalis may not be gifted artistically but they are gifted in blowing this up. Your hair here being the culprit

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:eek::eek:

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:smiley:

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Bingwa ulibomoa kabat kitaambo hatujashtuka

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Oh fvcking hell :D:D:D:D

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Enyewe wewe ni kumbaff unaeza vumilia aje kunyolewa kishezi for one year!!

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Swaleh wa pale majengo ya Thika alikuwa on point back in the days.
Those of you who hail from 237, badoo mzito yuko ?

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He’s still there he did my hair last week

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Any chances you’re balding but insist on a side fade?:smiley::smiley:
One year is too long a wait

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Kinyozi wa nguvu. Pass my regards next time. Just tell him it’s Gerald Acheing Acheing mchezaji wa kulipwa.

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Kwani una kichwa ngumu Kama @Mosa hadi huwezi feel machine ikinyoa different places that you didn’t authorize. Meffi wewe

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YgeLPKzKifM/UbAiOwTA2oI/AAAAAAAAC_U/5AqA3WT6f9A/s1600/Somali+afro+old+pic.jpg

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Hii ni ile wariahe inakaa githurai fote four iliwaga Jkuat. Trademark ni hio afro inakaa godpapa

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This is an extremely gay thread.