King of the rivers vs the king of the lands

Hippos are not to be messed with bana. Karibu mufasa akue statistic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr2xgsG6fA

Hippos are very hostile…roho kama ya chatu

Hippo ni noma. Hufinya crocodiles kama mburukenge.

hehe, na by the way burukenge kwa kingereza ni aligator… cousin ya crocodile

Hippos are very territorial. Get in their way you get fucked

I was surprised how crocodiles play calm around the hippos…hippos ni mambo mbaya. Many years ago my mom used to tell us venye hippo hukatanisha mtu into two halves…[nilizichukia hadi wa leo :D:D]

No, burukenge ni monitor lizard.

:D:D fanya utafiti. Nikama wanaitumiwa kwa other crocodile look alikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOMFxpeNuBY

Utafiti complete. Burukenge ni monitor lizard

And the hippos could do nothing:D:D:D elephants dawa yake ni chura tu pekee vile nilisoma kwa hekaya za abunuwasi

alligators dont exist in afrika , ni ngumu sana such a popular name like burukenge to belong to a nonexistent animal . ni kama bear in kiswahili being popular

Hippo pale Masinga zinakata watu nusu nusu kama kalamu za @PHARMACY

…and do we have monster lizards in Africa and to be more specific here in Kenya. Unakumbuka class four kulikuwa na story ya dubu (Bear)…? And do we have them in Kenya?

Si Mimi nilikata hizo pencils ghaseeeer , nikinunua ikiwa mzima badala ya siku nipate imekulwa mnataka Nido? Napost huku ikiwa quarter since nyinyi ni mishoga sikufikiria itakua big deal

Hippos walitii

It’s never that serious…hapa tunakujanga tu kutoa stress ya siku by entertaining one another

No one knows me here so I don’t mind but if we don’t act like it’s real it won’t have the originality which cause more fun and satisfaction to the outside audience