Kilimani and kileleshwa is soon to be like pipeline

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Kuna jamaa amenunua apartment hapo 3rd floor facing the new highrise. Regrets tu

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Wueh wakam huku Kiambu

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Izi zinauzwa 10M na ukienda Westlands unapata 2 bedroom ni 15M. Imagine all that cash alafu upate you go for weeks bila maji na your neighbors ni naija yahoo boys na lanyes. Middle-class folk are funny. They pay 15M for these shoeboxes.

Here’s what a smart man should do: identify the next suburb! Where are people who used to live in Kilimani running away to? They’re going to, Kiambu, Limuru etc. Now don’t go buy property there. Chora a circle with a 50KM radius from those areas away from Nairobi.

We’re talking Kajiado county (na sio Kitengela), Murang’a county, Suswa, Kedong, Mai Mahiu. Now buy one acre and hold! Check back in 10 years.

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From the 15th floor downwards, hakuna kushuhudia sunrise and sunset. Halafu miongoni mwenu kuwe na jirani mtundu huko top floor, kazi yake na his entire naughty family ni kukojolea dirishani.Hujuma!!!.

By the way how do those people living in those congested flats dry or aerate their clothes?.
What happens when some house owners/ leasee defaults to pay service fee, lift power charges…

Life is sweet huku mashinani. The closest neighbour is over 1km away and you know what that means?, you can sunbath naked bila was, no noice, no environmental pollution, access to 12 hours of uninterrupted sunshine, good hygiene, fresh water and green energy 24/7, fulltime availability of fresh, chemical free foodstuffs, hakuna mushene na friction with irritating neighbours and their naughty kids, adlibitum supply of kienyeji ranchers daughters…utamu tele.

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Maisha ya ocha ni better than the vertical slums…naona zimeshikanishwa back to back like huko Roysambu…some rooms will have little to no room…mold will start growing…then imagine uko 18th floor then lift ichape na parts zitachukua afew weeks kufika :green_emoji: :green_emoji:

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Shida ya hizo isolated homes zenye ziko 1km apart ni ukikuwa attacked na kamatinya roho chafu at 2am they will have all the rime to ransack the house na wakulie bibi repeatedly before help arrives.Afadhali gated communities anytime.

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Lakini zoning laws za Kenya ziko aje?Country zingine apartments zinafaa kuwa some distance from each other na height haziendi past certain floors.Kule US ukikosa kukata nyasi ama nyumba ikae vibaya unapewa fines.Huku Kenya Chinese wana jenga vile wanatake

Most ranchers have hired security guards from reliable security firms, dog handlers, security van on standby for any alarm alert(the van serves several households). They have manned CCTVs 24/7, not forgetting that all ranchers are armed with several firearms, both licensed & unlicensed.( unlicensed ndizo hutumika sana).

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