Kikuyus Kujeni huku

Please translate
What is the guy saying?
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Anasema mwizi hafai kukaribia instruments of power. By saa mbili auction watakuwa wakichota Mali yake pale karen.

:smiley: liar.

Huyo jamaa ni substance abuse ndio ina ongea sio yeye.

Small siz ana endelea aje.

Ako poa thanks.

Alipata kazi. Ama bado

Upuuuus

LIES

Anasema ukifanyiwa kitu poa na mtu pia wewe urudishe mkono. Uhuru ataenda home vile Senegal walienda home (Sijui hii ametoa wapi) na by saa sita UDA watakuwa washaabeba kiti.