Kikuyus are no longer meant for each other

Wasaperee it’s junguu time. All these dramatic relationships are between Kyuks. What is really happening guys. Try and intermarry to dilute toxicity in your community and especially if you are married to a DJ and you are both Kyuks, baas. If you are addicted to dj’s try the ones from other tribes coz we are losing alot of taxpayers and the way Kyuks pay alot of taxes. Guys before you kill yourself or your fellow kyuk, just have mercy on us coz now you are leaving us to Rigging G and Zakayo surely? Imagine how much taxes we have lost from dead Kyuks, we are losing alot. Consider other Kenyans before hooking up with each other. Heh. Nimeogopa Wakikuyu.

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Mambo ya waZOOngu ni umeffi.

Fuck and move on to the next pussy