Kikuyu women and Luo Men: They tell so much lies they start to believe in the same.

The greatest lie ever told by weak feminine Okuyu men is that Luo men are simps willing to do anything for yellow Okuyu thighs. They have ran this lie so much some of them believe its the gospel truth. Unbeknownst to many, beyond this lie is the cry for help masquerading as disdain and superiority. “Please help, they are taking our women!!” :(:frowning:
As man, you have to ask yourselves simple questions, why the fuck would you chide other men for easily accessing your women? Why would it bother you who your fellow man fucks? Where is the problem? Is it your women who have loose foundation and are therefore easily accessible by men from other tribes? Or could it be that these men have something your women so much desire whicj you lack?? Or you have simply failed in your task as men?
Clearly, if your sister decided to sleep with a murderer then she ia the one at fault. The irony of this entire situation is that Okuyu men chose to aim their gun at Luo men, calling them simps and weak. Gentleman, I tell you here today, it is only a truly weak man who projects their insecurities by insulting other man for their own preferences. It is the hallmarks of bitchiness and feminity to call a man names for their choice. Now before mama’s boys start throwing shit at me for hitting home, kindly accord me my respect. I am doing that which you have failed as a man. I shall therefore fuck your wives and sisters and mom, even the ones who have hit menopause, with the niceness. Sande sana.

“If you start telling the bonobozz the truth utaona wakilia kama nyani zimeona nyoka. Like, if Njaruozz are the ones impregnating our women, shouldn’t the AIDS prevalence of say Nyeri (3 PC) be the same as Homa Bay (27 PC)”. Reference @FieldMarshal CouchP

“Never forget those effeminate men took the mzungu head on while your grandfather was tea bagging “Bwana.” Also, those effeminate men caused mayhem for just three days in 2008 and forced Baba to run to the negotiating table”. Reference @kyuktothecore

@Yuletapeli watoto wako wanaitwa kina nani?

Majina ni za kizungu…na si za bibilia :D:cool:

Hii ni ungombe first class. The current Kikuyu generation and the generation of freedom fighters are as different as oil and water. Your typical Kikuyu man screams at the sight of a cockroach. Their sentences is dotted with 20 woiye. The others wako mashamba pombe imewaliza ni walking zombies.

Anyway here are two points you can use to crash my points
Okimwi.
Circumcision.

The second names ni kina Oti ama Wanjiru?

Its a free society.

This is clearly a cry for help and you are frustrated.

No one wants your ugly, testosterone drenched, samaki smelling attitude filled XX. Not even you.

Zi, jina za kizungu hata Mimi I have two English names, jina ya mzae ndio hunichomea :smiley:

One thing I noticed…its only the top tier Luo men who bag Kikuyu yellow yellows…the ones with $$$. Odero the mjeii guy does not have a hot yellow yellow kikuyu wife…its Oduor the bank branch manager, Otoyo the professor, and Owino the MP. I can’t blame them or the women. But that’s something most people ignore when they start these meaningless Kikuyu - Luo rants. A kikuyu yellow yellow will marry a goat if it can provide the lifestyle she wants :smiley:

Those yellow yellow Kikuyus don’t get married by just ANY Luo man…which is the most common misconception that people have. Its only the top tier ones. It’s not like Luo guys are having a field day with Kikuyu yellow yellows…just the few loud ones with money.

Kwani hupendi majina za Kijaluo?

Yuletapeli has an Okuyu wife. I do know of at least 4 average Luo Joes, with faces as ugly as the devil’s asshole with Okuyu wives. Yours truly, with a fuliza balance of 200 bob, has not one but two Okuyu gfs. So whats your point lightskisn mama’s boy??

If a girl f#cks you, she will f#ck anybody so that’s not really an achievement :D:D:D

What do you mean? Wewe ndo unachoma. Tunajaribu kuruka mambo za ukoloni tuanze kumembrace our African roots wewe unaturudisha nyuma

Ndo nmeakuambia whether they fucks a toad or a dragon or a snake is non of my business, she is an Okuyu and a hails from your tribe so whats your point?

My point is that f#cking a 5 is not an achievement regardless of which tribe she hails from. So sioni point ya hii thread.

Rich Luo men and by extension most “rich” men in KE marry trophy wives from Mt.Kenya region. This is commonly mistaken to mean that ALL Luo men have unlimited access to hot Kikuyu women…which is obviously not the case. The women that all ordinary men have, regardless of their tribe, are mostly plain Janes that will f#ck almost anyone anyway :smiley:

Why dont you have a Luo girlfriend? I am sure you have a maasai one

Classic way to deflect. My point still stands.

By the way, and am not bluffing, one of them was a virgin. From MKU. Naona nikioa yeye