You can’t beat Kikuyu’s in Money matters…
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Njoroge can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside “GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k”.
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A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…
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Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste”
Njoroge: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer: “Uuuuugh…This is kerosene”
Njoroge: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
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The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
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Njoroge: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
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Njoroge: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
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The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak”
Njoroge: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
Lawyer (staring at the cash): “But this is 20k, not 100k”
Njoroge: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”…
