Kikuyu malaya wangapi? Mmesalimiana na Governor,,

Chenye heke anasema ni coomer ni coomer , hio mtaro yako hata ukue corporate bitch end results ni kumwanga. If tunaweza mwanga kwa a humble girl tufeel visoooori, the corporate biatch still it will be same . The same styles @cortedivoire the poor church mouse enjoys na 150/= yake it’s the same a governor or Kaunda uongoman enjoys pale room 231 Weston akikula kina OMangwa. Is that hard to grasp biatch ?

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At the end of the day, kuma ni kuma maze and the corelation between good pussy and status is non existent. Infact the worst disappointment coomer wise came from the most beautiful girl I bedded na kuna vile nilitumia pesa kiasi. Coomer ilikua inanuka kama samaki. I stopped chasing these girls who are easy on the eye from that day on maybe tu nisipate a lot of resistance. The best pussy I have had to date belonged to some luhya lawyer hata singetaka kuonekana na yeye but uzuri alikua anajua kwangu and she was just a whatsapp message away. Dont get me started on another girl aliniuzia viatu juzi nilimkatia anajua techniques zingine za handjobs sijui alitoa wapi. Hata kuchase any other girls nimewachana for now.

You wonder why many kikuyu women are single mothers. ni hizi tabia.

Agreed , the most beautiful 10/10 girl I smashed I was disappointed, after drilling hio mtaro for 5 minutes it started emitting a kasmell like that of around pale athi river kwa Ile company ya sulphur, also her mouth was stinking like omenA, but hawa mama fua huwa na kitu ingine smart tight and fat kama mandazi. @Gaines and whore @KuwaitBabe don’t understand if the end result is simply kumwanga the object doesn’t matter

Sasa unataka kulia, ama you want to be ngey…tafuta pesa kijana na uwache makasiriko. The regurgitated bs you’ve just writen for the umpteenth time is neither new nor profound. Weak males have crying about since the emergence of intelligent life.

Mkamba unamwaNga liter ngapi

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Translate what the crow is cawing about.

1.5 l za poosy white paint

Wakubwa, hiyo malaya inakulika banae

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Buda, kwani uliachana na yule fiancée wako wa juzi?

You sounded very serious about settling down naye so nashangaa ni nini hizi tena unafanya chini ya maji

Gov: Amason Kingi rumoured girlfriend - Haentel Wanjiru.

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Haentel Wanjiru.

A very smart cookie …
Building her brand and making money while Gov: Kingi is still providing … :joy: :grin:

true true, very true. I think it has something with men losing all there senses when they see women.

can someone translate this for those of us that don’t know kikuyu?

Anasema she used to sell her poosie for a living. That all kinds of clients would visit her including big leaders. Once she met a governor and he paid her a good amount of money. She regrets that she just misspent the cash by buying fancy stuff like dresses and such and drinking expensive alcohol

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safi sana.

You’re making a lot of sense, shida ni ati kijiji siku hizi imejaa low I.Q bonobos who can’t read and comprehend anything longer than a few lines.

Kijiji bonobos cant read.They prefer videos banae.After reading two sentences utaskia hakuna video?

Kijiji bonobos cant read.They prefer videos banae.After reading two sentences utaskia hakuna video?