Kikuyu Malaya Dohnholm

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You are in the same line of work. Hata wewe Malaya.

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Buda, mbona unakasirikia internet strangers?. Nway, continue ‘urinating’. Next>>>>>

Hii ni facebook group!?. Si watu wako na guts.

If you have to eat a lanye, do it in a public lodging and the one which you have selected yourself

Kitu ya maana nimeona hapo ni hiyo frame ya specs.

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I don’t suffer fools kindly.

I can relate though mind happened outside Nairobi. Massage parlours remain the best option in satisfying your manly needs. Let’s starve these milayas of their revenue till they accept to get disciplined in the trade. Your 7k loss could have been reduced to an expense of 3500/- for a 90 minutes of pure pleasure complete and replete with

  1. Body to body massage
  2. Handjob
  3. Professional blowjob
  4. Professional seks in all styles
  5. Bathing in a hot shower with top of the range soaps and lotions.
  6. A cup of coffee or glass of wine.
    All these at an upscale CBD massage parlor where your security and privacy is guaranteed 100%

I used to get all these at 1500 from young and beautiful Tanzanian ladies aged between 18 to 22 pale Melonia hotel CBD. Sijui kama walihama

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Was in town the other day nikapitia melonia room 310 vile @Agwambo alisema receptionist alisema mwenye room ametoka kidogo she hands me the keys, hao wako walikuwa room gani?

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Ulapata mali safi ama uliingia ukapata ni ma chokosh?

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Calabash room for 1 hour ni 300. Lanye 600 kila style.

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Elder maliza hekaya, what happened next?

Internet never forgets… come 3030 wajukuu wako watakuonaukiwa ndethe… ogopa internet

Si nilienda coz hakukuwa na mtu

Ilibidi niishie hakukuwa na mtu

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I hate hizo blind dates

@Agwambo alisema ni room 310 but I can’t blame him maybe walichange room receptionist ndio inafaa akuchapie walihama wako room… but pia yeye amelalisha anajifanya hajui

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Agwas alienda kuuliza mambo ya massage kwa hoteli huko downtown (can’t remember the name) receptionist akamwambia loudly "huku hakuna umalaya, ATI massage? " Agwas alipigwa na shame wazim akielekea exit

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It was the same place Melonia but he later found their room na ndio maana sikuuliza the receptionist madame wa massage wako room gani after aseme mwenye 310 ametoka coz there was an old lady hapo waiting lounge sikutaka kushoutiwa pia :green_emoji:

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