Kienyeji Mali Safi

Sex & Relationships
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A month ago, a chick on facebook slid into my inbox. I ignored her because she didn’t have a profile pic and so I didn’t have anything to trigger my imagination both in the small or bigger head. But she’s kept at it, sending “mambo”, “hi”, “umeamakaje”. So jana I decided to scroll down her profile nione who the heck is this… Mabro acha ni waambie, sijai ona keinyeji safi kama hiyo. Simple, light skin, no make-up, no ratchety’ dressing, vile tu napenda. Halafu I’m pretty sure it’s a real account juu unezaona friends and family tagged here and there…

Sasa shida ni ile, after chatting with her for a while, I realized she might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, na mimi I like smartish chicks. I want to pick her leo, nikute vitu (I’m old), halafu niingie Karura vile elders recommend, lakini it seems almost unfair. We do that to hawa ratchet wakawaida, not this ones… What do I do with this innocent looking kid who’s fallen for the charms of a @Young Sponsor ?

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Bila mbisha hii ni hekaya ya alfu lela ulela.

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Uwes you are right. Thread after thread no meaningful post. The future is bleak.

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I assure you whether you use a condom or not that kienyeji will appear after a month claiming to be pregnant

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Don’t be that gullible… wewe ndio umeangukiwa ukidhani ni wewe umeangukia… clap her cheeks alafu nxt stage ni boni forest.

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Weka picha tujue what we are dealing with.

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Mmmm Clap her cheeks, been a while since I texted le wife that

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have you ever met an expert catfish. Hadi anakuwaga na software professional ya kubadilisha sauti. i fear meeting anyone online

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Hehe. Look at this idiot thinking that girl is not smart.
Nigga a random person just slid into your DM with intimate intentions. That is the very definition of sinister intentions.
Unapangiwa stuff you should be woke

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technology iko on a different level , hizo fake tags za family utashangaa sanaaa ukifunguliwa boot. id advice oyu to do more research b4 delving in, kuna reason hana prof pic. when the deal is too good think twice

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Very naive man.Wewe bado uko stage 1 ya seduction ndugu. When a woman is interested in you and even persisting in chasing you jua kuna kitu anataka kutoka kwako, na usually ni kitu ina serve interest yake…Usishtuke we ndio umeangukiwa.Women ain’t stupid bro, especially when it comes to what they want…I had women stalking and even using different numbers to Dm me. Mimi huwa najijazia tu these hoes wanajua mi ni stable bachelor with a nice decent house na ni marriage ama mtoi wanataka even if that’s not usually the case. Think two steps ahead when dealing with women.

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The plan she has set for you, you will fall deep with your big and small head, then later on utatuletea hekaya

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Kijana, ukiwa a decent looking @Young Sponsor , women slid into your DM all the time, uliza hawa vijana wameomoka hapa. Tunawakula kama biscuit.

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Rushia mimi malaya moja ya Rwambogo

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A woman never shows interest in a man if she has no end game plan.
Nothing is ever for free! If you fall to it, ile price utalipa, maan utajutia!
Bradhe hapa nayo umepangiwa aiseey.

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Patia yeye namba yangu

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Mimi nionyeshe hiyo account , one touch nishukie pale Kereita.

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Meet her first in public for lunch or something