Kids.... Little monsters.

I love kids. I would like to have at least 3 in the future. But I think I’ll change my mind:D:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek::eek:
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I’m not sure i’d want kids of my own. I will probably marry a single mother. Incase we devorce she cant use the kid to exploit me

Yours my fren, is a special case.

Hawa ni wazungu. Waafrika hawana hii upuss. Kiboko itatembea

Second last picture is what I experienced.

ati. dirt is good

Kids are adorable but there’s a time they do something you are left not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Back then when one of mine was two years old I was preparing to go to work.
I cleaned my specs and placed them on the table then went to the bedroom to do something else before I left.
She followed me to the bedroom a minute later trying to show me the twisted specs in her hands couldn’t open like they normally do.
She had taken them and twisted both arms towards the front.
I had a long day before I could acquire new ones.

pic 6 i can relate.

‘Baba nimekuoshea simu’- And other stories.
They are a handful, but I can’t think of the world without them, they motivate me to face another day with a smile.

Wacha nitayarishe rungu, triplets incoming before you change your mind.

my kid is helpful,aliosha tv na maji ,akangoja nirudi akanivuta mkono kunionyesha vile tv imeng’ara,all because niliuliza domestic engineer kwanini keja iko safi but telly iko na kavumbi hivi.My kiddo kumbe anaskiza na vile ni mabeste so she opted to bail her out.TV kaput!!! hio nitaiweka hadi siku ya kuolewa kwake impatie kama present:D:D:D:D:D

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Wangu vile ni mluhya kama babake, since am the Duke this makes him the marquees. Kijana just decided to add Sugar 2kg kwa [COLOR=rgb(250, 197, 28)]drum ya unga ati ndio [COLOR=rgb(124, 112, 107)]obusumaa ikue tamu saidi…sjai skia kucheka at the same time kulia.

I had to throw it away ndio mamake asinyonge kijana yangu

My friend, you are a fool. By law, anyone who assumes the role of a father to a kid for a reasonable period of time is liable to pay child support for that kid. That is why you would rather have your own kids than marry a woman with kids. Don’t think that you won’t pay child support if you marry a single mother. You should pay me tuition fees by the way.

I once went out with my wife and kids to some nice hotel in Bungoma, when my boy wanted to pee I took him to the gents and the guy seemed to take too long, after peeing the guy started stuffing his pockets with those little balls(marashi) that are placed in the urinary for sanitation. Kurudi mamake ananiuliza ni nini Mundu junior ameweka kwa mfuko, kuangalia ile shock nilikuwa nayo!

Mimi nilifungua national panasonic radio nikitafuta mtu ako ndani yake.
Ile ilikua inakaa hivi:
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Kwani ni ndigithu alivunja akicheza na boys? Ita @mabenda4 akusaidie kutafsiri.

halafu uliambia mama unga ilienda wapi?

You are very stupid. Get educated on child support laws pumbaff

look for the right places to tread my friend. Huyo utalea uangalie pande moja kama statue blatha.