Husband: I’ve been thinking about what you said about the loan. And I decided I owe you an explanation.
Wife: Finally!
Husband: I didn’t use the loan to buy that car you wanted. Neither did I use it to buy the new dinner set you wanted.
Wife: Okay, so what did you use it for?
Husband: I know you wanted to clear your college loan, but I didn’t use it for that either.
Wife: You’re only saying things you didn’t use the money for, and I just want to know what you used it for.
Husband: I can’t believe this! I explain everything and you’re still not satisfied!!