Si uongo whenever am in Kenya siwezi kunywa maji ya tap nasikuringa ni vile ulaya umenionyesha. Maji yangu ni ya kununua super market pale two rivers ivi
Nikienda WC’s na ni kukojoa lazima i lift up the toilet sit to pee. Kama ni long drive…i have to lay some tissues on the toilet sit…sitaki germs…alafu it’s amust i wash my hands.
Asubuhi Asubuhi pale breakfast show mimi apana tambua chai na mkate imepakwa Blueband,give me cereals(cornflakes hivi)<–nishalipia baadaye ka passion juice ivi.
Nikiwa in the house my feet lazma ikuwe na socks…siwezi tembea bare foot.
Ikifika Lunchez na dish ni Sembe na kitoweo…sisi apana tambua kuchuna uganga na mkono…give me a knife and fork
Nikiingia pale bafu don’t give me your sabuni ya rexona ama barsoap…nani nina liquid soap. Ati natoka bafu unanipa towel…hallo kuna kitu inaitwa bathrobe…Pia usinipe slippers…nina njumu za bafu. Kusugua meno ni okay but after lazima niweke ka mouth wash hivi
After kuoga lazima mimi nawekelea roll on (amust)…alafu unajipaka lotion all over your body.
Uki.step outside na upatane na umati hata wanajua huyu huyu si mmoja wetu…ametoka dunia ingine.
Patana na beshte wako wa kitambo pale streets…hakuna cha handshake…wekea yeye ngumi and gota…hatutambui uchafu.
NA vumbi pale streets je msee?..daddy hatukosi ka-hanky.
ukiindia hoteli na ukule wachia kale ka waitress tip…at times unachomoa aka two euro coin unamwachia kama tip…saizo inabaki inauliza can i have yr contacts. unacheki ni kashiny eyes unamshow cheza chini mwoman wewe sio type yangu
Alafu finally when u are going back to the diaspora zile nguo zote ulikamu nazo unaziwacha mtaani…wachia masufferer apana leta chawa majuu.
Uko pale JKIA kabla upande ndege zile mwomen za kucheki passport zinauliza when are u coming back! unajifanya hata haujawaskia juu in your eyes hao ni meffi…penda sana
What is the difference with what most Kenyans do? Eti cereals na passion juice. Cereals we don’t touch my fren it is kidda junk here.
[SIZE=2]Magutt amebakisha how many months contract to expire? [/SIZE]
Ile saying you can take a man from the bush but you can’t take the bush out of him.
This is the height of primitivity masquerading as class. Mshamba ni mshamba tu.
Peasant idiot
hilarious