Kenyans in Hell

A Rwandan man and a Kenyan man died on the same day and went to Hell together.

The Devil told them: “You may choose to enter two different types of Hell. The first is the Rwandan-style one, where you can do anything you like, but only on condition of eating a bucketful of manure every day. The second is the Kenyan-style hell, where you can ALSO do anything you like, but only on condition of eating TWO bucketfuls of manure a day.”

The Rwandan chose the Rwandan-style Hell, and the Kenyan man chose the Kenyan-style one.

A few months later, they met again. The Kenyan man asked the Rwandan, “Hi, how are you getting on?”

The Rwandan said, “I’m fine, but I can’t stand the bucketful of manure every day. How about you?”

The Kenyan replied, “Well, I’m fine, too, except that I don’t know whether we had a shortage of manure, or if somebody stole all the buckets.”


Grow up…

Am ashamed that this is the sperm that emerged the winner out of the millions

Hii stale jokes pelekea ndambuki pale churchill. Fala wewe.


Kibet keep it up this joke is a true reflection of Kenyan society

If only a condom was used the night you were conceived…we wouldn’t be having such shit…


wooi atasijasoma umeffi