Kenyans get a shout out from The New York Times

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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/12/world/what-in-the-world/kenya-language-humor.html

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Siwezi bonyeza.

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So that you don’t have to click you lazy cunts.

Kenyans are often called the Englishmen of Africa. It’s not simply because of Kenya’s colonial history; it’s also a shared sensibility — a penchant for tweed, tea, misty highlands and understated humor, often expressed in euphemisms.

Take a popular one: “Mpango wa kando,” Swahili for “a plan on the side.” In Kenya, it’s code for adultery. Public-service advertisements on TV, paid for by foreign donors, say that if you’re going to have one of those plans, well, at least use a condom. For a man looking for a woman to take home, the expression is “chips funga,” which means French fries wrapped up — in other words, a bit like ordering takeout.

The one you hear most often, though, is “kitu kidogo” — a little something. That is the Kenyans’ resigned way of referring to the bribes, kickbacks and pervasive graft that keep their country at the shameful end of Transparency International’s corruption index year after year.

Cops on the street ask for a little something. If you try to get a deed for your house, you have to fork over a little something. Top Kenyan officials are widely believed to make millions from little somethings. When an illegally built apartment building collapsed recently, killing dozens, and I wrote about the disaster, one person commented on Twitter, “Nchi ya kitu kidogo” — it’s a country of a little something.

Foreigners living in Kenya have begun adopting the phrase, as well. “Man, the kids were really annoying me today,” an exasperated friend told me in the grocery store recently, “so I had to get them their kitu kidogo.” In his hand was a bag of candy.

Kenya is thoroughly bilingual, with Swahili and English spoken everywhere from the veldt to the center of the capital, and popular turns of phrase may come from either language. So what’s the term Kenyans in the latrine-starved slums invented for the humiliating practice of relieving yourself into a plastic bag, cinching a knot in it and hurling it as far away as possible?

That’s a “flying toilet.”

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@B.D it seems you gonna have a very Bad Day up in here

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Siwes crick shit! If they weren’t interested they would have just ignored it but they were interested enough to comment. They most probably clicked on the link and read it whole but wanataka watambuliwe ati mimi ndio siku click!

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There is an unwritten rule of quoting any other website here, You copy paste the whole thing and put a link to the original source. Adding a link is optional btw if you wanna be a new @Gio.

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Wewe endelea kueka links uone kaa kuna any other ‘comment’ utaget apart from
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Unless ni clit. …

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@Gio is a legend, a phenomena

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right? wrong. we want to click and find content without having to be redirected anywhere else. just what prevented you from copying and pasting anyway?

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utanyamaza kama si Clitoris.

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Ata sisi tumewapea shout out Leo.
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‘Cop a chain’, the examiner hangs around 4chan definitely. :D:D

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Siwes clit, okanyal dawa