Kenyan software developer builds his mother a 5 bedroom bungalow in the village. Claims to have spent Ksh 12 million? Dead Capital

https://x.com/NdemoKelvin/status/2006112447594115353

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Pesa ni poa.

12 million naeza pata wapi?

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Bungalow ya 12M.. uongo mtupu. Nayo perimeter wall hapo ntampea ateast 1.4M. Cabro itamkula almost 300K. Watu hawajenga hubebwa upuzi sana. Utapewa bei ya kukushtua

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A sentimental enterprise like this one is not considered capital. Past a certain level of Maslow’s hierarchy, what is money?

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Brand kubwa huna kitu ?

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‘Bonobos exposing their personal real lives to thousands of strangers’ Movie inaendelea. :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

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People tell me the internet has changed and everyone does it now…yes it has changed, it’s made you an even easier target!!
It’s not just your name and face now, twaeza pata even medical records, street address, workplace, coworkers, family tree, precise ip address location na layout ya nyumba yako kwa net sasa.

Na ndio mnazidi kujianika. For a few thousand followers and internet “friends”?

Kama ako na pesa haina shida. Ni yake afanye atakavyo

Mbona Kenyans start every post by saying KENYAN? Do you dumbos really believe you’re posting for a global audience? Nobody outside of Africa cares about a post made by some African guy in Kenya. The world doesn’t give a fuck about Kenyans.

I’m always surprised by how bonobos behave as if the whole world is listening to them. The types of things you post are considered immaterial in the globe. These people would look at this post and think “are these fucking animals rejoicing over providing shelter?”. It would be oddly fascinating for them.

Your daily life in shithole Kenya is a non-factor in the greater world and nobody is interested in that kind of stuff. The Kenyan timeline on social media is completely non-palatable to anyone who lives in the western/northern hemisphere. Someone would think the timeline is full of monkeys behind the screens. I kid you not. Here are some screenshots of the timeline on my side of the world. Fascinating how big of a difference it is from the Kenyan one:






Surprisingly, most users on this side of the world are verified. I kid you not, the difference in timelines is a clear indicator of low IQ. Matusi ikuje sasa.

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@ChifuMbitika ulisema we exposee everything, nothing to hide?

Yes don’t hide anything if you have nothing to fear

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A public figure , big brand mwenye huroll na madem wanamangwa na politicians na hauna 12m ?
Shocked Eyes GIF by MOODMAN

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Nothing about browsing twitter is high IQ.

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