So Kenyan Olympic officials had their concubines and girlfriends transported all the way from here to Rio!!!
What would make a grown man put his job and career on the line for a pussy he’s already had??
Why would anyone book a flight for a waceke with, fake weave when you are traveling to a place where you get all the natural hair and then some
Fuck luopean or any other Kenyan version of English, why carry a Kenyan when you can go sample the Portuguese speaking Brazilians, I might not understand a word of the language yes and I will have to borrow with hand signals but ya
Lastly why carry gaceri with a flat back, (ta uhindi wa miako) with all that Brazilian booty on offer.
Maybe their game is so down that they know they can’t get lanyes on their own.
Remember although I have highlighted the Brazilians you could go there and get an American if you fancy that or some chick from tombago, tomba and go, that’s self explanatory.
I salute Hon Wamalwa, the other one not the water minister, who was pictured with some white lanye who was hanging on him in a manner to suggest that after drinking he went with her to bed and won us a gold in international relations