The Kenyan top/high/first class. I use Kenya rather than the normal Nairobi prefix in my caste posts. We are all over Kenya and we see no difference between any place in Kenya and another as we can setup a paradise anywhere. Give me Moyale, Turkana, Kilifi, Marsabit, Lodwar, Kitui, Taita, Bungoma, Garissa, etc. And I will setup my own paradise and have enormous amounts of what the lower and middle class rats fight for. We own the rest because of the following:
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Life shouldn’t be a struggle - Life should be easy and smooth. You struggle and work hard to achieve what we allow you to have. My kid might get a D but is still guaranteed a position at Alliance High more than an A student from the middle/lower class. You will struggle to get that degree to get a job after much ass kissing, my kid will get a high level government job or have you as his/her junior at his firm. My kids’ business will be prioritized for major govt tenders and paid promptly.
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We decide what you see and think - yeah yeah. I bought my son a Rolls Royce and he was the main talk in all kenyan tabloids for a month. If he gets spotted somewhere, that somewhere becomes hot. I decide things. We own major lobby groups and policy makers. We define what’s fair for us and what’s tolerable to you rats. I might decide to pay many local ‘stars’ to rock my son’s cloth line and you fools will follow suit. My cousin’s car yard might display a lot of a specific car brand and you rats will take out loans to buy them and brag about them on social media. Oh and don’t forget… We make the news
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We Define Your Capabilities - you might be good but we decide by how much. We will set prices to things you aspire to achieve in life. We will build houses and sell them to you. Decide which areas are prime and so on. We sponsor talent searches and might rig it to whoever we desire.
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We Must Get it First - any new piece of development gets to us first. I’m building my estate right next to the soon to be economic zone in some county. Kikikiki.
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We Pay Less - Taxes. Tax cuts to our manufacturing firms. Electrical rates slashed down. Every other incentive you can imagine is ours.
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Can Never Go Down - well, atleast for me. My sons are senior guys in parastatals. All my brothers and sisters are setup. Many doing big business. We alone can fix business within our businesses. I’m married to a woman from a major political family with deep connections all over. I have friends oversees who owe me and will be ready to do me one good incase of any mishaps. We are also very exclusive so no rat will ever get close. Not even allow one to date any close family member. We ensure those who might give us headaches in the future are cut short. We allow what we want. We own the ass kissers. We cease the social justice warriors or unhealthy competitors.
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We live like humans - best social amenities, best Healthcare, private security, exclusive clubs and resorts, we fly first class, we get listened to, etc. You should see the big picture.
In the meantime just know you can also be like us if you hehehehe - WORK HARD. Make your money and buy our stuff. Go to church, pray and be good to your neighbors. Sisi wote ni wakenya :D:D:D:D