Kenya Presidents Ranked . Copied

Kipkalya Kones
@CollinceBey

In the recent posts I have made, I have noticed that the feedback from different sources tends to center on “what about Kibaki?” My understanding is that the relevant commentators feel that my posit on leadership as an elite endeavour may not capture Kibaki as a fine leader because he was raised in want, yet in their view, his Makerere-London School of Economics background should offer him a pass in the finesse realm. I think most of these people consider Kibaki the best of the lot. I disagree mightily.

I have decided to therefore do a brief of what I think of all of Kenya’s five presidents. For starters, I have always held that the biggest job of the presidency is NOT economic growth. The constitution itself, in Article 131(e) describes the President as a symbol of national unity. It doesn’t say symbol of economic prosperity. Neither does it say symbol of bottom up yellow lies. Essentially, the national unity credentials therefore form the biggest parameters to measure a president. For economic prosperity, any president with a competent and efficient civil service can deliver.

Here we go…

  1. JOMO KENYATTA
    Very polished and enlightened, having lived among the British and Europeans. But also a senile, vulgar, land-grabbing tribalist who saw Kenya starting just from Gatundu to his Gicheha Farm in Nakuru. There are are six people Kenyatta should not have betrayed: the Kikuyu, the Luo, Jaramogi Odinga, Tom Mboya and Achieng’ Oneko. These people did so much to help install and sustain him in power.

With a young, fresh nation in 1963, Kenyatta had been given a blank paper to write the country’s destiny to his liking. There were yet no tribal divisions and no grudges. In his hand, we had the chance to create a progressive united nation. But being a petty, greedy dictator, Kenyatta chose to enrich himself, build a tribal hegemony, while pretending to be unaware of the crimes committed by his kinsmen against the rest of Kenyan communities. Because of him, and because of events in the key years 1966, 1969 and 1975, Kenyatta set the country on the path of destruction that it never quite left.

I see only one man as worse than Jomo Kenyatta, so I slot Jomo at 4th.

  1. DANIEL ARAP MOI
    Moi was so incompetent that a Mogotio goat could have run the country better. But we have already seen how the incompetence was in his DNA and his community from creation. To be fair to him, being the one of the five with the least education, he was always going to arrive in power with little in terms of skill, coupled with a sub zero self esteem. This insecurity bred a dictator, with a need to surround himself with kinsmen, who unfortunately were always semi-literate people with a thick Chemolingot accent, whose idea of Kenya was just the land between Barwesa and Mogogosiek. It was a disaster on stilts. It is in the Moi period that people who couldn’t recite a e i o u could become full cabinet ministers. Rest in peace Joseph Lotodo.

But Moi built schools. Everywhere. Using harambees and state resources. Girl schools dominated. Moi Girls this. Moi Girls that. He set the tone for girl child education. Gave rural women a shot at life. Even more, Moi truly loved the nation and preached national unity. Besides, no foreign militia would have sat on an inch of Kenyan soil like they did in North Horr, North Eastern, Migingo and Turkana after Moi left.

There is something else often easily forgotten. Moi opened power to different tribes. People described as very powerful under Moi could be a stellar mix of Moses Mudavadi, Hezekiah Oyugi, Sharrif Nassir, Joseph Kamotho, Julius Sunkuli, William Ntimama, Simeon Nyachae, Elijah Mwangale, Okiki Amayo, Kariuki Chotara, Mulu Mutisya…the lot. Moi’s roads looked like cattle tracks, but power could be tasted by many tribes. Powermen in all the other presidencies came from only one tribe.

For his security and national unity credentials, I slot Moi at number TWO out of five. 1/2
3. MWAI KIBAKI
In December 2002, Kenyans woke up in their millions and gave Kibaki another blank paper to write a new destiny. A hopeful nation held its collective breath. This wheelchair-bound man was the best we had. The mandate was multi-tribal. But Kibaki tore the paper, locked himself behind the high walls of State House and opened the bottle of tribal jini Kenya had closed after Kenyatta. To crown it all, he pretended to be too sick to know that his tribesmen were back riding roughshod on a hopeful nation. The eating came back. The vilification of other tribes returned.
It took Kibaki a mere five years to do what no President had ever done; start a civil war! The policy of exclusion under Kibaki had driven other tribes to look so much forward to removing him that when he stole the 2007 election, war erupted. Kibaki’s presidency has the blood of Kenyans on its hands. Even worse, his tribalism not only took Kenya back to the Kenyatta era, but dug back into some primitive era gone by, because this was an educated man with sound politicies playing games with the aspirations of the nation.
I am tempted to slot him last, but I’ll meet those who admire his economic and infrastructural credentials midway by placing Kibaki at position THREE.

  1. UHURU KENYATTA
    They called him Kamwana, and true to this name, he behaved a lot like a small, petulant child in his first term. In public, he also mostly appeared looking like he had been dragged from the flowerbeds after a night of liver-busting drinking. Not many gave him a chance at succeeding in the presidency. He also always seemed angry and vulgar, a far cry from his aristocratic upbringing.
    But in the second term, when Uhuru shed off the baggage on his back planted by his partners from the villages, he did something incredible. He dug into Kenya’s history and discovered that all of the nation’s problems could be attributed to our divisions, especially tribal divisions. The economy wasn’t working because we were not pulling together. Our borders weren’t safe because we were divided. Our politics lacked discipline and sanity because we were stabbing each other in the back. The civil service was weak because of tribal divisions.
    So Uhuru went back to the original sin, where his father had betrayed his independence comrades and sought to heal it, no matter the political cost. By backing Raila publicly for President, Uhuru crossed a sociocultural and political line no one had been brave enough to cross. He was doing it for the love of the nation. He was singing the tune of Article 131(e). For the first time, a President had realised that he was a symbol of national unity. Everything else could be healed if the nation’s fault lines healed. But merchants of tribal hate couldn’t fathom to see Uhuru doing this.

For this, I slot Uhuru Kenyatta firmly at number ONE, the best of Kenya’s President.

  1. WILLIAM RUTO
    Ruto has such a huge reservoir of lies, that the entire world’s seven billion people can each draw ten lies from it and still leave enough balance to serve Ruto a lifetime. And that should tell you all you need to know about his presidency. Built on lies, vindictive, cantankerous, incompetent and vain.

There is not much to say about Ruto, other than that being clueless, rudderless and lying like a Yemeni parrot, the only direction we can go with this one is down. When he leaves, he will be the worst of the five. He already is, and there is no chance he will change in the three years left. He is a disgrace to the office.

And that is my report card. 2/2

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We need a uhunye comeback

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Mtu akisema Uhuru is good, huyo ni mjinga wa hali ya juu. Uhuru not only wrecked the economy, he wrecked your sons and daughters futures. Uhuru took in Raila to blind people of his first 6 years in office - read Machiavelli’s writings. John Githongo said it best: Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea: The Choices Facing Kenya and the Kenyattas - The Elephant

The best president Kenya ever had was Moi. Kikuyu-owned media will forever tarnish his name as well as the names of anyone from any other tribe that becomes president. It is their game. Moi instilled discipline, under Moi, the likes of Moses Kuria, Sonko, Waititu, Joho would never appear on the ballot. He was a nation builder. In fact, looking at it in retrospect, the national unity in 2001/2002 was due to Moi’s inclusiveness of all tribes.

Kibaki was an educated tribalist - this is the worst kind of a tribalist. But God loves Kenya, Raila became PM and some social reforms including devolution came by. The best writer/literature fellow in from Kenya, Ngugi wa Thiong’o was among those who thought the Kikuyu elite has a heart, but the Nofolk hotel events showed it. Same as the blood :drop_of_blood: kibaki let to get 5 more years of power to entrench kikuyu elite agenda upon kenyans. Kibaki is 2nd worst after Uhuru.

As for Johnstone Kamau, a colonial governor said it best - darkness and death.

Now having seen what obako and jayden did, what the fuck is a ruto?

Fuck the OP of that post.

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Kenya as a democracy we get what we deserve ingekuwa an imperial monarchy hapo ndio tunaweza rank.

All 4 presidents tie but kuna kupe mmoja who has been constant.

Akipata kiti AU will be wrecked pia.

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Purely based on that parameter, I agree with him. The irony is Kibaki never uttered a word in Kikuyu publicly but Uhuru na Baba take, wueh!

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This is exactly what makes me think that Kenya is a nation of incompatible tribes. Any Kikuyu would rank Kibaki, Jomo and Uhuru top for the simple reason that they did what most Kikuyus want - they allowed people a high degree of freedom to make money in any way they could. So both the legitimate and black economies boom during Kikuyu presidencies. Uhuru is a spoilt kid hence his poor business acumen. But still, both prostitutes and kiosk owners will prefer his ineptitude to Ruto’s.

The kalenjin presidents naturally resort to a police state with deplorable business conditions. This is expected given their tribe’s history of warring herdsmanship. Even with the presidency, they only manage to dominate the disciplined forces and the athletics team.

We have never had a Luo president. But I’d expect it to be somewhat like OBAMA’S tenure in the USA, PLO’s rule at LSK/EACC or Raila’s at ODM - Lots of lofty talk masking an out of touch intellectualism. Businesses would struggle while the government planted flowers, swept streets and gave out “freebies” such as babacare and kazi kwa vijana. This is expected, given the Luos’ tendency to cram dictionaries while living in decorated mud huts.

The less we say of a Potential Luhya presidency, the better. Worse still, would be a Mijikenda presidency.

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Kenya is actually quite harmonious by African standards at least.

Wish we had 24yrs of Kibaki instead of Moi…kenya would have been most developed nation in Africa

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Look at 1980 to 2000

My ranking -: Excluding Ruto

  1. Kibaki
  2. Senior Kenyatta
  3. Junior Kenyatta
  4. Moi

Kibaki.
Economically this was the best president, opened up the economy and opportunities.
Had a great vision for the nation in a time when globalization was taking root in the world due to technology, some of his efforts in ICT have had tremendous effects upto now.
His free education and infrastucture plans were a great leap forward.
Politically he was the most useless
He could have handled Raila and LDP side of the coalition in a better way, the Kikuyu oligarchs that he surrounded himself with made him loose the national goodwill
If he had made Raila the PM in 2003 and taken care of the NARC coalition, he would have avoided the 2007 disaster.

Jomo Kenyatta is at number 2.
Kenyatta senior fucked up on 2 main issues,

  • Land problem by looting land with his friends
  • Failing to create a united nation

But i give him a C+ for his ideological leaning towards the capitalists and at least having educated people to run
the economy when many African nations had clowns for leaders.


Uhuru Kenyatta
I almost placed him at the same rank with his mentor due to the debt burden he left us.
The only savior is the GDP had the biggest change under him.
Most radical infrastucture and power connectivity compared to his pre-decessors
Baby sitting the devolved governments and the new constitution
Of all the other presidents he managed politics the best

The worst president was actually Moi, no debate about that.
24yrs and all people can remember is free milk, then some flimsy issues around “discipline - another word for dictatorship” and some education efforts.
Moi was the worst based on ,
-What he found vs what he left
The economy left by Kenyatta was stable by the way, look at the numbers, then compare to Moi’s time and the situation when he was leaving power

-Destruction of institutions, no independent body was left functioning

-But he was not a complete loser anyway, he handed over power peacefully and at least kept the nation as one piece considering the ethnic situation in the country at that time
and civil strife in the region

Ruto is too early to judge but based on his 2 years so far,
He is as corrupt as the rest, but one area where he outshines everyone is the lies and a know-it-all attitude.
His legacy so far.
Dictatorship just like Senior Kenyatta and MOi.
Pushing nonsesical public initiatives pretending to be jesus christ with a hero savior persona.
Biggest number of lies told by a president in Kenya.
Almost overthrown by the peoples’ revolution in June just 2 yrs into power.
Biggest anti-govt protests

He still has time to redeem himself and his ranking among the above

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Thread closed.

The best thing Moi did in his life was dying. The less said about Ruto the better, that motherfucker!

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The OP is very correct in explaining his take, some of the comments are sick of ignorance, a disease most Kenyans have of late while behaving like accomplished rich wisemen yet they are …

To me, any president who promoted national unity, rule of law and allowed talented individuals do wonders is my hero. Unfortunately non of them ticks all the boxes.

I agree Ruto is the worst because he is not even trying to tick any, you all see he’d rather be the smartest than entertain anyone average, he prefers them be idiots.

Ruto and Jomo rank the same. In Ruto I see Kikuyu entitlement, Ruto is a billionaire not because he offers anything valuable but because he loots the state. That’s what most Kikuyu businesses are, and the state suffers sustaining them. Uhuru looted the state, used the state to advance his business when he was the Finance minister.

Uhuru and Kibaki rank the same. While they allowed some talented individuals work, they pretended to blind allowing their sycophants and proxies loot. Most people attribute a lot to them but that is not the reality, it’s the talented individuals.

For kibaki it’s people who drove the economic recovery strategy and the economic council. Such people include Anyang Nyongo, Lee Yee Cheong (Dato) (Engineer from Malaysia), Dr Chung Kunmo (Energy Expert from South Korea), Hiroyuki Hino (Professor of Economics from Japan) and Dr Victor Koh (Management Consultant from Singapore).

I credit them, when things started improving uthamaki grouped and shared the baby elephant amongst themselves and now their is no elephant,Ruto and his group are just grabbing the tasks and the land on which the baby elephant once walked.

For those ignorant, when the white man was colonizing, in some cases he used informed judgement. Their are many colonial plans, what happens is just updating the feasibility study and you have an updated plan. Such plans are about urban planning which I saw the government trying to update and zone the whole country into 5 major metropolitans, about dams , about roads… Be careful when you wrongly credit this politicians, actually you will get mad to learn they are doing things they should have done many years ago

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The economy grew the most under Uhuru 2013-2022, which is even more than during kibaki 2002-2012. It means Uhuru is Kenya’s best president ever. Data doesn’t lie.

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Ongeza Bitange Ndemo, Charity Ngilu and Evan Gicheru and the most high Raila to that list of talented individuals.

The economy was rebased. That means previous growth were taken into account now.

Otherwise throwing around figures without understanding is similar to uhuruto madness of telling us 'even the world bank and IMF say we’re good to take debts, who are you to challenge that? '. Only for the country to land into a ditch.

The assassination of Tom Mboya, Pinto… got Kenyatta by surprise. It’s said the same about JM.

Moi with all his faults, had a thing for building school, he was passionate in matters education. The man had lots of limitations, too many baggages.
He seemed to have known where Kenya ought to have gone but then.