Nilisema hapa years ago that Kenya is to East Africa what Germany is to the European Union.
Strikes za Jana zilileta mushkil countries zaidi ya 7 Africa, some even beyond East Africa so mjue Kenya is a sleeping giant despite Mwizi Tapeli raping out economy
Nabii thinks Kenyans ni wanyonge. He can do anything he wants. Meffi yeye
Sababu kenya ni kama zile town huitwa makutano, watu wote hukutania hapo wakienda shughli za maana kwa town zengine, sio eti wako na shughli io town ya makutano.
Kenya ni kama malaya, mwenye hutombwa na wanaume wote, na akikosa kuja kazini, ao wanaume watakuwa inconvenienced, lakini sio eti huyo malaya ana maana sana.
dude, you really, REALLY, need to give lanye stories that you read on ktalk a wide berth.
Alternatively, log off your ktalk account for at least a month so that you can wean yourself off the lanye vibes
these crass analogies that you have been making recently to kufirana na kuombana in relation to every mundane issue might be reflective of your mental state 
Sometimes it’s wise not to say anything
Kumbe pia wewe ni msenge
malisaaaaa hii meno pliers kabisa
