Ken WA mwangi was walking in a forest, when he met a standardy six girl crying at a riverbank.
“why are you crying little girl?” Asked Ken wa mwangi
“my dad our dog and I were going for a walk”, the little girl said, “when our dog fell into the river. My dad dove in to rescue him but he too was carried downstream.”
“so you’re all alone?” asked Ken wa mwangi
“yes” she replied
“and there’s no-one around to help?”
“yes”
“well little girl…” he said while pulling down his trousers “today is not your lucky day”
Ken wa mwangi took off his KAA uniform, folded it carefully and put it under a tree.
He then dove into the river ‘PWACHA!’ and rescued both the girl’s father and their dog.
And they lived happily ever after
