(Continued from TP part II)
This was the ever first incident that happen between Ken the wanter and Matty the wanted. The factors that led to struggles and scrambles between Ken and Matty and their conflict of interests were: one Matty had a good PR that is she used to smile smile anyhow with people I think nature of her job would require that. Second was the awkward and the laid back backward taste of Ken on women. But si wale watu wakale walisema beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. And little bro kwa shorts akitaka kuwembe mpe kitu akate.
Another factor was Matty herself she originally came from those sides around the lake Kendu bay to be precise so she was blessed even as aged as she was, her bumper was well curved ungedhani imechorwa na pencil ya artist amerepeat classes za fine art Mara kama tatu ivi. Yaani alikuwa na matako ingine ungedhani chief wa area yao amemchapa viboko kadhaa hence the bum. She was voluminous in a good way thanks to the good protein za omena and samak around that area. Those from that area kama we no same na hauna matako ask your mama where she took yours maybe alipea mtu mwingine.
I feel like some guilt striking me describing someone the age of your mum or older than her this way. But iyo guilt ntatoa tu the way one of the Village elders told me ni kutafuta slayqueen asugue ground ndo ancestors wafurahie wakishamwaga hawatanitumia laana. Believe it or not age was just a number to Ken. If you would hear him praise Matty aiyayayah if it could be a composition then angetumia blackboards zote za shule mzima akidescribe tu Matty.
The other factor that could have misled Ken was that Matty born in the era of analogue but now found the digital accessories at her disposal she had to use them. Things like make up, things like earphones- isn’t it awkward for an old mama putting on earphones like almost all the time and tight trousers and heels then swaying her bottom voraciously around the school with some misplaced eyebrows and poorly glossed lips. The icing on the cake to Ken was that Matty had tried bleaching I don’t know how those who bleach do it but it seems it had backfired a little bit. Kama ni mafuta alipaka then it seems like aliipaka too much on the facial region and forgot the neck alafu ata kwa mkono alipaka vibaya on the palms and elbow region. Then her feet had those streaks za dark regions. KTalk I lack a perfect description for the zebraic Matty- if such a word exist anywhere- and stating that Matty kwa elbow alikuwa kama zile koti za njefi ama coudroy za patched elbows si mnazijua. Na kwa magoti yaani iyo skin hukaa kama ngozi ya scrotum yake ilikuwa inakaa kama goti ya ngamia zile zi hukuwa pale Uhuru park for those who used to go there or still go there- for me its long nikikanyaga nyorofi due to the nature of my job.
So some dry season here and there, there was not enough water to be pumped to cubicles za supporting staff kama kina Matty but luckily maji ilikuwa sides za teachers. But kumbe naye Ken akawa dryspell. And we residing on side za teachers Matty used to bathe at the bathrooms just adjacent to the teachers quarters. The school ilikuwa but ndogo na iko remote so hakuna vile ingejenga self contained rooms for walimu. Sasa ilikuwa zile za in a row lakini kuna mamilango. Na ukiwa kwa quarters ilikuwa raised kidogo so it would give you an angle of elevation to the bafu and this will directly create an opposite equally angle of erection on Kens shorts. Its human nature to make assumptions that common sense exist at ceteris paribus and no misbehaviour can occur- but they fail to solve the situation that can be created if ceteris paribus is broken.
Matty used to come to the place mapema like 10mins to the bell ya games ndo hasisumbuane na watu kwa bathrooms. So I don’t know how Ken knew that but kama angekuwa na lessons ziko adjacent to games time he would walk out of the class like 15 minutes before time. Ndio aende pale karibu na bafu ndo Matty akisafisha her body na secret hidden places yeye pia na yeye nyahunyo kwa nyahunyo anasafisha mecho na mkono yake pale ndani ya trouser ikiguza various buttons na ikienda na well defined up down movement. Akiobey newtons law of friction that makes the mjuols gain a high self esteem. But that will in turn make him kuchafua oruaru yake. The first day akasafisha mecho zikakuwa safi. The second day the same same. The third day akagundua kumbe anasafishaga mecho lakini kuna kale ka-speck hubaki yenye ingefaa kutolewa na Matty herself. Yaani si mnajua ile saying ya ‘before you remove the speck in someones eye look at the log in your own eye’. Jamaa si maji ilizidi unga ama ndo teargas kuzidi mecho kiasi kiasi akajisikia kadamu kakiteremka pale down town kuacha brain empty ceteris paribus ya common sense kubreakiwa nayo -you know what happens when this happens.
Forgot to tell you zile bafu hazikuwa na roof zilikuwa tu free.Ken couldn’t manage kuona Matty swaying her black ass left right. Then pause akichora saba ikawa kama ile ngoma ya bend over and pause ya kina Mr. Eazy ikiplay kwa mind yake… Akidraw closer naye Matty anachora saba nayo Canaan anaiona na akiona Canaan the more fimbo yake inataka kupasua ile red sea musa alipasua… Matty nayo akaongeza karythm kakaanza kusugua miguu so u understand anasimama kidogo akiscrub miguu yake kwa stones slab zingine zilikuwa ndani ya bafu anainuka juu nazo zile titiies zake zinasway kama flag zi huwekwa kwa gari za waheshimiwa you get it when they moving first pale thika superhighway. Na kakimaliza kuscrub kwa mawe kanabendover na bathing net anamalizia kurinse so u can imagine. The tittie thing then bend over thing then pause and repeat the process all rounded off to the nearest cocky Ken already at the door which ilikuwa na pata haiwezi funga vizuri.
My frens Ken vile alifika pale ndani akafungua tu mlango once sijui ilifunguka na boner ama alipush na mkono but the moment alisimama pale mlango ilifunguka na trouser akaiteremsha immediately. Matty naye kuona a full grown mature mjuols with two grown eggs and a nest standing in front of her like an Alshabaab time bomb tick tocking pale she had an immediate orgasm cum screamed and fainted Ken kuona pia screamed and since Omollo alikuwa area already watching ile story earlier than you thought came to the rescue. But how do you help a naked woman? Kakachukua kalesso towel ya Matty kakarushia ile figure imelala chini na luckily before Omollo thought of doing some first aid here and there Matty akakam back to her senses and that’s how they had to sweep the story under the carpet not forever just that moment coz the same evening alcoholic Omollo was drunk as usual and spilt the beans kwa staff quarters all night you can imagine eating madondo bila chapati- that’s how Ken was that night. And the secret was not a secret anymore, Ken summoned by Princie and given first and last warning.
