Had a small short term loan with KCB which I was clearing in three months, I decided to clear it in full so I take out a new one to help sort school fees for my kids(Two in the university and one in high school). I cleared and applied for a new one na jamaa wananinyima, sema kusweat, sema kubabaika. These guys can give you a heart attack. I call customer care and the guys tell me that my CRB status changed in July 2023. I send a DM on twitter and they told me unfortunately I don’t qualify. I told them I will be visiting my branch on Monday(Today) to close my account after 14 years banking with them. Leo asubuhi wamenitumia message my loan has been approved.

Also guys beware of conmen, either KCB Customer care or Safaricom Customer Care are sharing callers’ information with fraudsters, five minutes after I hang up with KCB Customer Care a guy called saying he is calling from KCB and he is following up on my issue.


We dont care.




Oh My God Omg GIF

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Its like KCB finances this country any big time defaulter has KCB’s money

I have taken three loans with them since I started banking with them in 2009, never missed a single instalment.


The plan was to deny you the loan after which a third-party would approach you to provide the same at higher rates. In this case, the KCB employee who set you up would get a commission from your new lender.

Unaishi na loans. …stop being slow in thinking bwana.


poor people

Ile loan ya operation ya kutoa one of the balls pia ni KCB walikupea,how could those morons deny you this time.
Am happy for you

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Umeona mansion yangu kahawa shuge na plus my Alphard and Alilion