so after this dryspell jehova anaamua moses afike caanan.
phone rings
‘mambo young? kam hivi home’
mimi huyo hadi kwa msupare. tena kufika napata siz yake ndio ananifungulia mlango ati dem yangu ametoka kiasi niingie ningoje.
oooh, she’s super sexy and vile amevaa inaeza toa nyoka pangoni. so after a long wait ananilalia and she wispers, ‘won’t you do anything?’
wow no second thought.
so i jump up and head for the car and there stands my gf!
‘you’ve won my trust hubby’ she says…
cheeesus! saitain is real!
#STORY MORAL
Always leave your condom in the car.
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Ici ni ngoma iriku?
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imposter!
cc @Deorro @Electronics4u @Mundu Mulosi @admin , mnataka ni petition vipi huyu imposter apigwe equinox? this is just so wrong!
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stupid youngling thinks this stuff is recent…
hii tuliona tukijaribu kutumia America Online cds na 56kb modem kuingia net
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Leo investor umetuangusha… …
Otherwise hii nilisoma
Nkicheza Super Mario
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Una ujinga kama ya Burukenge…hizi stori zilikuwa za Oyunga Pala…if at all you know who the dude is.
Wakati @Jimit akiwa zygote
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Ngity inaedit eti ikae ni yake. Schupit!!. Tuliona zile time za scramble na partitioning of Kenya, tukiwa na gashui class 2.
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wewe unasema uliona ii risto nkiwa zygote, lakini ii story mi nlicheki @FieldMarshal CouchP akiwa virgin
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tuliona Cleopatra akikamuliwa na Mark Anthony
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kojoeni mlale… kwanza mlike
Hii tuliona ™ kwa stone tablet kabla Moses aingie caanan
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Hii tuliona enzi Mandela alikuwa akiitwa terrorist
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hii niliona kwa Nintendo game boy 1992
…when Onan was discovering the first male contraceptive.
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whaarristhis
Na venye nimeanza kuisoma pole pole word for word
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hii tuliskia before Queen Ranavalona III of Madagascar was desposed
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