Kazi ya kutafuta nyumba

Am looking for a house in ngong and its environs. A single room or a bedsitter. Idea

Chukua mat uende upige lap huko, huwezi kosa!

Enda uko. Meffi ulaziness

Enda kwa ground wacha uzembe

Single na bedsitter hazipatikani Jiji.co.ke landlord wanajua mtu anataka hio anajipeleka.

Am also house hunting tried jiji… Deal too good to be true called nikapewa ile line ya “one unit remaining na kuna one couple intrested hata wameitisha number ya landlord na account number walipe” i rudely interrupted “wacha walipe” coz i knew the next line would be “tuma xkshs tukufanyie reservations” hivo ndo pesa zako hukunywa maji nairobi hii!!!

Will do it the old fashioned way… Boots on ground

Go to facebook kwa HOUSES UNDER 15K YOU’LL GET

ambia bibi yako @poyoloko aende akatafute

:D:D:D

Nyumba ukitakanga chapanga tu kiatu utafte na ulipe the same day hii upussy ya kuangalia facebook achana nayo

I have also tried online but on buyrentkenya and was told the same story “one unit remaining na kuna mtu anataka kulipa amesema nimpe 10 minutes. Ukitaka lipa sahi ndio nimsimamishe” I immediately knew that was a con game

Ghaseeer hii 2020 i dont want to waste fighting stupid online wars with overfed stunted growth obese midgets like you… Positive energy

Hizi nyumba ndogo i.e bedsitter ni ngumu kupatikana. Ukipata either imechukuliwa or phones are not being picked

juu ulichukuliwa jeshi after kukamuliwa mkia unafikiria kila mtu ni midget, tupatane any place of your choice kieleweke shoga hii

Wrestle your wife @uwesmake inbed ghaseer

Hii ndio shida za bonobos. Every online bizna zimeingizwa conning. Living in this country is unbearable.

Conning game hapan mcheso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JFhumXlZY

Walk around with money in your pocket na hautakosa nyumba. Leave online house hunting to lazy people. I remember when I used to work for a real estate firm huko Yaya center, lazy people used to be conned by the so called agents unapata jamaa anarushwa 200k coz of laziness.