Kawasaki addiction, the escapades and the final U-turn

It all started sometime back when I was still a student in high school. I was a shy guy then and dint have the guts to face a girl and ask for the nyau, save for a few instances when I did it via a letter which in most cases never turned out positive.

There was this mboch named Wangechi, older than me with a pretty face and a flat backyard who used to work for a neighbour back then. Whenever akiosha vyombo, there was this kiti moto that she would always seat on hapo nje kwa mlango and take her sweet time to do her job.

One day after maraundi mwenda mtaani tukarudi kutulia at our favourite spot kwa ploti just in time. Not long after mboch akatokelezea na kupanga vyombo zake chafu ready kuosha then akaenda akaleta kiti moto kama kawaida akakalia. Uzuri ni hakuwa anajua kukaa vizuri, alikua anakaa kama amepanua miguu na sahio amevaa ngotha moja oversize haijafunika nyap vizuri. From where I was seated I could see almost everything clearly, venye kakidonda kametulia na kamefunikwa na tunywele kiasi.

It became my hobby and one time she noticed me looking at her nini but dint bother covering up. That day jioni akanipata hapo kwa mfereji nikichota maji akaniuliza kwa nini nilikuwa namchungulia. Then out of nowhere akalia, “uliionaje? Siukuje kesho mama boyi akienda job nikuonjeshe”. Hehe … yenyewe hio singekosa, I honoured the invitation bila hesitation nikaonjeshwa. This became the norm until mdosi wake akashika rada kesi ikaletwa kwa madhangu na hio mechi ikakanyagiwa though niliachwa na taki mbaya. She was warned never to talk to me hata iwe nini so ilibaki nikumangana na macho tu.

Then came this day natoka raundi nikapata mboch ka kawaida ameanika vitu zake akiosha vyombo na juu ya ile warning alipewa, she pretended not seeing me. For me tamaa bado ilikuwa imejaa kwa kichwa so nikaingia kwa keja mbio na kufunga mlango, then using a small mwanya kwa wall karibu na mlango nikaanza kumchungulia. That day to my suprise hakuwa amevaa chupi so kila kitu ilikuwa imejianika. Nilishindwa kuvumilia nikajipata nimeanza kushikashika mzee ojwang niki.imagine mambo mob sana. Kidogo ka sensation kakanikwata nikaskia ni kama kamkojo kanakamu. Kujaribu tena waah, ikahappen and thats how niliwasha my first bajaj. It started as a joke and before I knew it, it became a habit then huyu dem akarudishwa ocha nikabaki bila material.

Nika graduate to magazines kama true love na kadhalika then to playboy magazines. A few years later after kumada chuo na colle nikaanza kibaru nkatoka home nikaenda kukomboresha keja yangu. Hapa tena nikaangukia fresh supply ya materials courtesy of wamama na madem kwa plot and luckily ile keja niliingia ilikuwa ni ya mwisho karibu kwa bafu and from my door I had a good view of the tap where all women would congregate to fetch water once in a while. For me life was good coz materials za nduthi was in abundant supply. It is in this same plot that one day siri yangu ilijulikana when upepo ilifungua mlango ya bafu nikapatikana na wamama nikichocha johnny while nachungulia one of the neighbours akioga inside the next cubicle, ikabidi nihame.

I tried dealing with this habit in vain as it was now affecting my social life, I prefered to be alone most of the time. At one time I had a computer that I had saved images of all the beautiful ladies I could lay my eyes on. I became a fun of lingala music not because I enjoyed the music but because watching the women gyrating always gave me a boner and was always a rich source of my nduthing contents.

Then came the blue movies and I was a regular customer at one of the movie stalls along Tom mboya. Maybe @TLS aliwai niuzia ngwati na sijui. Around this time I was already addicted and I used to relax kwa stage ya ma3 mtaani chewing on my veve and visual record all them asses passing by just to make sure I got my memory full for my later motorbike ride. It reached a point where at a single day I could kawasaki a minimum eight times na sio jokes.

As time passed by I became disconnected and prefered being alone and no matter how much I got laid I still had to complement that with a dose of bajaj. I could finish kukuta vitu and within no time was there again doing my usual.

I later got my first job away from 254 and thought this would be a new start for me and only abstained for a week that seemed like eternity and before I knew it I was back to the old habit. Whoever said old habits die hard hata heri angenyamaza tu. Out here I no longer had much privacy as we shared rooms but this dint stop me from doing my thing.

Then there was this day that I walked in on my boss choking his man in the office and I was kinda embarassed and just excused myself and left. When we later had a talk with him I was about to tell him I also had a similar hobby but nikaingiza mcheche and let it pass.

It was not until I met this girl from Bongolala who had just landed here at the gulf and needed company which she happened to find in me that I somehow acknowledged I had a problem. That’s after this one time when she sneaked on me hoping to surprise me only to end up being the surprised one. She got me in action nikakosa comeback. I guess she was embrassed and just sat there and dint utter a word. I had to say something to break the ice and after failing in my attempt ya kujitetea she just stood up and left leaving me confused as to what the next step would be.

Yenyewe saitan is real. Dem kutoka tu hivi nikalock hio mlango poa na kuendelea from where I had left. Iyo nduthi ilikuwa lazima igurume. kuguruma tu hivi simu nayo ikalia and your guess is as good as mine. Huyu mgal ndo alikuwa ana call, akadai tukutane kwa ka.cafe hapo around asap as we had to talk. All I can say is that this chick was so understanding and not judgemental.

We had a long chat and dinner and afterwards headed back to my room. I had the best fuak in a long time and promised never to engage in that sports again. I deleted all my wanking materials from my hard drive and phone and lucky for me all the xxx sites are blocked out here so I have no way of getting any new videos hata nikitaka.

It has been four long months and counting since I last chocked the bishop and am enjoying it thanks to my sistadu. Hata sasa nimeanza kuongeza weight. Am almost forgeting how to gurumisha the bajaj. As for now, I will still hold the post of a none practising Nduthi patron ndani ya hii kijiji until we get a worthy replacement.

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Hehe he, this is entertaining

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jus like me,seems like we were cut from the same material…

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Hehehe as always your hekayas always rise to the occasion

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4 months kush lakini ni poa you certainly are changing

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We dont need a replacement. NDUTHI sacco must stop. I told you guys its a waste. Invest your energy to your girlfriends, or wives, or if not possible, find a hobby to keep you busy. Congrats kush!

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Kuria ukwenda gûtherio

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johni ameamka na mat imefika stage ya kwetu,tell me ntashuka aje @Kush,heri tupite nishuke pale kenol, meanwhile let me try to think abt sad things in my life nione kama johni atatulia

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Leo umepiga hard start ngapi ?

those ladies who dont know how to sit well as so sweet …

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Good that you got rid of it… Being a wanker equals being “bottom of the food chain” in so many aspects of life

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:):)…

Men = nduthi
Ladies =?

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why smile, come on tell guys here to stop this bad habit of wanking! Its a waste

One of the mods is a good replacement… sitaji mtu

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One of the mods is a good replacement… sitaji mtu

prisoners do it to avoid going insane

He he…a guy we used to work with would use the word ‘wanking’ quite often. I never bothered to ask or research what it meant. Only to realize much later what the ninja used to mean from an unlikely source…an Isukha chic who was massively endowed in her backyard and speaks 50 English words per second. Born tau hivi Na kingereza yake was full of sheng. Kila time I was ramnyaring I used to come in ten seconds…that ass!!! and thighs as I zoomed in onto her black forest made me come too fast.

One day with her English sheng…she recommended therapy. I hate going to hospitals…she told me not that kind of therapy. ‘Wanking’!!! Damn the word. Asked what it is…she laughed like crazy and left. I visited the guy we used to work with. He explained and went further to say it makes one not come too fast like rabbit. Akili ika click…ohhh kumbe hii dame imeboeka Na Ku cum haraka yangu. Nikaambia jamaa kwaheri…direct kusaka hio manzi. Nikaipata. Ile kumdinya nilimdinya hiyo jioni wacha Tu. I was like a man on steroids. Mpaka kumaliza manzi akageuka Na kulala Na tumbo amenianikia all those acres of ass. Something I have never seen her do before. Nikatoka Na kwenda pub Kama Macmahon Na kuitisha Sapphire satchets mbili Na glass Na kupiga sip. I never tried that wanking shit. I just restructured my mind to be holding ejaculations as long as I want during sex

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Hehee Kush. You always get smiling sheepishly when I read your hekayeahs…

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