Morning everyone!
My security experts spread all over Kenya are updating me on the security situation in our country. Everything’s fine. I am also being updated by my business managers about my businesses. Thus far, everything’s is OK.
Meanwhile, Jubilee operatives are promising me 2 billion if I can join the party—I have told them, I am priceless when it comes to national matters. Not even Uhuru’s persistent phone calls(15 missed calls from him and 24 from Ruto) can make me reconsider my stand. There was even a subtle reference to Uhuru dropping Ruto and choosing me as his running mate- I have rejected the offer. I believe they want me to be pro-government that I can be lending money to the government-But my financial advisor ,who is also an economics professor at the university of California in Irvine, has advised me against ever lending money to a borrower more powerful than you.
They also fear I might use my bottomless financial pocket to ignite a third force.
Trump has also called me and assured me that he won’t interfere with my business interests in the US. In return, I have promised him I’ll finance a new Iran-US nuclear deal .
Now waiting for my PA in charge of my breakfast matters to summon my 7 cooks and my nutritionist that they can commence preparing my breakfast.
Good day everyone
