Karibu Niwawache..................Summary, But You Can Ask........

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My car rolled 6 - SIX - times last week. The darn thin is written off.

I emerged with a relatively minor head injury (no broken skull, bones, internal injuries).

A miracle happened, although I don’t believe in God. Second chance things, I believe.

I was discharged from the hosi on Sato, and have been going over things in my head, in between logging here to see what’s going on in Vumbistan. Same old same old

Life can change within the twinkling of an eye, I tell you. Don’t take anything for granted.[ATTACH=full]104224[/ATTACH]

(Full hekaya and pictures will come in coming days)

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Mod, resize that pic. It’s too big…

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Is liking this post a bad thing?

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guka kwani hauna bulb?

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pole guka

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You joke all you want. I am just happy to be around to visit this shitty site. There was a moment I saw death coming and dodged.

(The cop in charge, after seeing the remains of the car, said “Mzee, mungu alikuita ukakataa kuitika. Wewe ni kichwa ngumu”) May be he didn’t see the pun.

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Pole sana.
Don’t die. This country needs you.

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The take home message I have for all drivers:

HATA KAMA NI KUPACK GARI, 2 METRES PEKEE, WEAR THE SEAT BELT.

I swear kama si hiyo kitu ningeokotwa forest kama nimekulwa na fisi makagary…

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Pole guka. Quick recovery mamen! Your priceless wisdom is still needed around here.

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Iza guka tungepoteza wewe

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I wished you good morning today guka. I had a premonition something wasn’t right with you.
And it’s something I have never ever thought I would do.

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Full hekaya. What, how, when, who why? Na mbisha sya ngari.

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pole kwa masaibu and get well soon…

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I swear I saw that and I was so touched! Am kinda emotional right now, but thanks mate. Sometimes we take things for granted, and realise just how precious these minor interactions are when things become elephant. Once again, thanks bro.

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I wouldn’t wish you any harm. I have been in an accident myself and to say the truth, ata ile watu husema you say your final prayers hakunga, it’s a split second event.
Ugua pole guka.

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Pole sana Guka, nilikuambia siku zako bado ni mingi kwa hii dunia.

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I don’t think it happened today, because that scar looks old.

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Leo nimekujua wewe ni nani ukileta ujinga I will expose everything about you.

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I am using this thread as therapy so am gonna be making several statements out of the air.

The second take home message is, have medical insurance at all times. Na NHIF pia.

The Nairobi Hospital refused to admit me because mine had expired, AND THEY WANTED A DEPOSIT OF 100k AT 12AM. IN CASH.

That despite I was unconcious, had been taken there by good samaritans, and had a bleeding head injury that could be penetrating for all they knew.

In other words, kama hiyo injury ingekuwa imefikia brain ningekufa kama nyani hapo A&E just coz of 100K.

I don’t know what has become of healthcare in Kenya, I swear.

The final bill is another story, I tell you.

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Last week, sir

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