So leo something interesting happened to me.
Ilikuwa Kama findeo Kama ndrama.
I was at Golden Tulip pale Muthithi Road westy chilling hapo nje…kwa kibandaski…nikanunua Smokies mbili na Kachumbari as I waited for a delivery guy hapo nje.
So the guy calls, nikaweka Smokies in my left hand to answer the phone.
Kidogo, I felt my left hand get violently pulled up na Mimi huyooo… airborne…
Next was me falling face first into the tarmac…tires screeching na huyo mathe wa Smokies screaming…
So it happened that an eagle or whichever large bird that was, was aiming for my Smokies, ikahata…na vile me ni slim shady the thing actually took off with me!
Needless to say nilipelekwa hapo chiromo medical center (pale kwa schizophrenic clinic) for first aid and cleanup. But daaaamn, I asked the nutritionists in the village to help a brother gain weight na hamkusaidia…so now birds can fly away with me anytime!!
Instead of kuingia hapo Golden Tulip ama hapo nyuma Villa Rossa Kempinski kula lunch unakula kibandaski and by the way are there any around that area really?
Man…why would i buy Smokies na Kachumbari kwa hotel. Yes…Kuna kiabnsaskiss…posh ones…check pale nje ya hio Java Westlands road, kuna ingine next to the schizophrenic clinic…then Kuna ingine behind The Odyssey
Reminds me of a time nilipigwa na Nyani pale City Park many years back.
we had gone ona church trip and I was eating Yogurt na Queen Cakes when the monkey roughed me up.:D:D