Kuna single mother Fulani I had domesticated at my place of work(for slices only)…she knew am married.Sitawadanganya,I was hitting it raw:D…mama yake aligonjeka ikabidi aende home juu ya kutake care watoto nyumbani including her daughter juu alimuacha huko…the mother amekaa hosi sana,3 months…so juzi akaniambia anarudi…ooh nakumiss wandering wanderer…sijui ooh namiss shaft yako na upuzi zingine…nikamshow ni sawa…alifika,she prepared very delicious matoke tukakula akinichapia vile hizo 3 months ilikuwa hard time…vile alimaliza stori zake,I jokingly asked her “hope hukugawa hio Mali”.…nikaona face yake Kuna vile amechange kiasi…akasema “hapana,Mimi najiheshimu”. :D:D…usiku nikakula na rubber mpangoni…yeye aliuliza mbona siwezi mtrust,nikamshow we have to be screened again ndio “relationship” iendelee…she agreed…tukaenda kwa local clinic yenye najuana na clinical officer huwork hapo… nilikuwa nimeambia huyo clinical officer prior to the visit that am interested na pregnancy test sana(so acheze kama yeye)…tukafika… daktari akachukua sample zake…blood and urine. Urine was not really necessary hapo… alikuwa apime pregnancy Kisha anitext results…tukamaliziwa nikamdrop kwa man cave Kisha nikaenda kazi…baadae ndio daktari ananicall kusema instinct zangu zilikuwa kweli…single mother ilikuwa na mimba banae…nikapitia jioni nikaonyeshwa strips nikaamini… daktari even confirmed twice…I have kicked her out bila huruma.[ATTACH=full]424865[/ATTACH]
Maybe she is pregnant for you. Kama umekuwa uki nut ndani yake una expect? Ama mnasalimiana na ninja ingine. Maybe more than one hand is dipping into the cookie jar. Ngoja usikie kama atalete story za ball. If she does cheza kama village elders…DNA kit at the maternity
…nimependa sana hapo umeweka hadi Shtamp yako.
You showed your hand early, what’s to stop her from ruining your cul de sac?
Mzito hapo umechekeza ki Benzema …ama Ki Lewandoski. Bora tu si yako, otherwise umecheza smart sana.
Shida tu ni, kama ako na ball na haonyeshi, it could very well be yours. Kitu iko 1st trimester meaning ni something that happened within the last 2 -3 months. It would be pointless for her to pin ball amepata akiwa ocha as mkienda hosi mngejua tu date of conception and it would have fallen within the window she wasn’t around. She probably has 6 - 7 months azae, hapo hesabu bado uko motoni.
Maybe she conceived when you were hitting it raw. Apa msema kewli tu ni DNA
Hapo umecheza kama Gaucho.
Lakini hapo Kwa kula raw ndio ulijifunga own goal.
Akikuja na story ya ball itabidi uruke and wait the nine months zikatike. Nyofoa mtoi kanywele toka mbio hadi agakhan hospital fanya hio dna test ukipata mtoi ni wa jamaa mwingine ondokea.
She was not pregnant time alikuwa anaenda… alikuwa on menses juu hata sikupewa shot ya kwaheri:D
Shukuru mungu kaka. Hio umeponea chupu chupu.
Nikama wewe nimtu ya lab.
Mbona Mimi nikuwe mtu ya lab?
Am eagerly waiting for part 2, 3 and 4 of this series…plus the spin-off… @Wandering wanderer don’t disappoint us, umeponea sana
Good 3rd sense
That doctor acted unethically, much as the end justified your means. Moreover you don’t need urine because a blood sample works just as well on a pregnancy test strip.
Last time you saw her was 3months ago… if it was your baby she would have alerted your at least twice that she missed her periods…period…
hivi ndio wanaume ktalk yafaa tuishi. tuchanuane , usiwaikubali tu mimba ovyoovyo , hata kama umeoa angel , mtoto akizaliwa enda mjengo tafuta pesa piga DNA .
There will be retaliation…it is their nature.
Are you prepared?
Unafaa kupea position ya chief strategist wa Kijiji. Well played
Ngoja uskie Kama atakushow ako na bol, asiposema inamaanisha Kuna betamale amekubali responsibility
We we u
Wewe ulituma mimba via Whatsup, pambana na halo yako bila kusumbua:D