Kamiti College

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The fool called after some minutes and asked: umeziona?
Me: Nini?
Fool: Hizo pesa nimekutumia kimakosa. Tafadhali nirudishie.
Me: Jitolee
Fool: Ati nini?
Me: Nimesema ujitolee.
Fool: KUMA wewe!! Click!

Con College

:D:D this is the problem when dealing hood boyz. They never do what they’re told!

Mimi huwa nareceive call but nakosa kuongea nammalizia credit.

The convo should have gone like this
Umeziona
Me: Nini?
Fool: Hizo pesa nimekutumia kimakosa. Tafadhali nirudishie.
Me: umechunishwa sukuma
Fool: Ati nini?
Me: Nimesema Omosh amekuchunisha sukuma leo
Fool: starts crying
Me: sasa unalia mini?
Fool: manze umenipa flash backs vile nlikuwa nachunishwa sukuma nikiwa newbie kamiti …woi woi continues crying

Kuna mwingine Mkale aliniambia kuma ya mamangu ni kubwa kama entrance ya Hells Gate na imejaa mavi… Nilibakia hivi…

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I drag that conversation as long as i can. They call namwambia niko busy kiasi angoje kidogo. Anapiga tena namshow sijamalizana na client angojee tuu kiasi juu naenda kumalizia. Anapiga tena naanza kumhubiria vile amepata msee mpoa vile ingekuwa ni watu wengine wangelikuwa washatoa hio pesa wakamuibia…hadi they realise they are being trolled, ndio matusi inakuja haha

:D:D:D:D Uko na ufala sana. Lakini, does it always have to involve mtu kuchunishwa sukuma?

:D:D

Who has ever had a *(PENDING) Mpesa balance?

I’m slow today, what’s going on ?

Inakaa hujawai patana na conmen wa kamiti wanakupigia simu ati uwarudishie pesa ukiwachanuka wanaanza matusi.

You are one funny fucker :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Aki pole Ustadh.Nimejikaza kucheka lakini pole mwanangu.

From Alpha males to kuchunishwa skuma… what’s trending next?