"Kamata Kamata" - UOTP

[ATTACH=full]79759[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]79760[/ATTACH] A private jet carrying Kenya’s former first lady Mama Ngina has this morning landed at Kabarak Airport within former President Daniel arap Moi’s expansive farm outside Nakuru Town.
The unusual visit has been prompted by a confidential NSI report projecting a first round electoral loss for President Uhuru Kenyatta in general elections scheduled for August 2017.
The public booing and humiliation suffered by both President Uhuru (in Mombasa) and DP Ruto (in Rift Valley and Nyanza) has only added fuel to a raging fire.
Mama Ngina, widely believed to be the power behind the throne in the Uhuruto government, made the unscheduled visit to Kabarak not to pay homage but to convey the disturbing “Kamata Kamata” news to the ailing nonagenarian ex-President and to urge him to persuade his son Baringo Senator Gideon Moi not to join the increasingly popular opposition super alliance NASA.
“Kamata Kamata” is the rallying call for opposition unity mooted by the ever-green Raila Odinga. So alarmed by the threat posed by NASA are the power-brokers that informed sources say Mama Ngina is prepared to throw DP Ruto under the bus to ensure the two dominant families avoid the transformative Raila – presidency at all costs. Such a presidency will upset the status quo and disrupt the business comfort minting billions of shillings in revenue for the Moi – Kenyatta families.
The panic was underlined in President Uhuru’s first ever radio interview yesterday on Kameme FM, a Kikuyu vernacular radio station his family owns, where he poured vitriol on opposition and blamed opposition chief Raila Odinga for everything that has gone wrong with Jubilee administration.

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This is old news but all the same we like it.

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Kikikikikikikikiki!!!

I just added like to him. At least he’s trying to show solidarity

Someone giving a devilish laugh up there ,cheka tu 8 months I’ll remind you the laugh

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Hio ni zile vicheko za mauchungu boss. He’s hurting deep inside.

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First go out and find out who zipapa is.
He’s the owner and founder of that phrase.

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UOTP!! UOTP!! UOTP!!

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U can later switch to your @Mathaais handle and then post a thread threatening mraiya here that u are quitting KTALK and never coming back and see whether we give any Fs.

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UOTP

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hata mimi nitacheka hivo hivo…kikikikikikikiki! kama ni mauchungu wachaneni iendelee…kikikikikikiki!

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Some of these JaKuonists do not deserve a full answer. We have 7 months to go and need not waste ammo. On top of that, regular handles are either mutating into NVs or reviving spare ones, out of shame.

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wee shiny eyes, hii handle imekuwa hapa tangu kenya ipate uhuru!! Brrarre fuakni!!!

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Small Gonad Syndrome

kikikikikikikikiiii , Gideon beat a hasty retreat kitambooo Nasa atakua anaionea kwa news.

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Uthamaki ni witu…thamaki ni cianyu!

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As in 2013?

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