Today i faced an ordeal…
We had agreed with a long time male buddy to meet for some nyama choma and some beers to push the meat down our throats…
We had a lot of catching up to do, especially on business in this COVID crisis. We are both businessmen and we really wanted to compare notes and discuss opportunities …
Kumbe my friend had “not asked his wife for permission”, he had left the house under the guise of shopping for a bike for his 5yr old son…
Everytime he was called he would sneak out like a thief and tell his wife imaginary stories of where he is window shopping for the bike…
I think the wife heard some noises in the background and suspected the nigger is drinking. Bibi alishuku the place we were at as its the dude’s local,
He called the guy with some new number and the guy picked where the music was playing, After some minutes the wife came breathing fire…
The guy begged and the wife could not hear any of it. I was forced to intervene and calm her down, matusi nilipewa hata nikafunika uso…
Finally the guy bade me goodbye and left… mimi singekaa hapo na aibu hiyo yote, niliongea na waiter nikabeba chupa za beer na nyama yote nikafungiwa…
Saa hii nakunywa bia na choma kwa nyumba.
Married niggers , how difficult is it to just tell your wife, am going to meet a friend we catch up on some serious issues and have a beer ???
It happens to the softies in marriages not all… if am leaving I don’t even say where am going and when am returning. Might be same day
or next day ajijazie…
Although its a story of giant, i know for a fact that @uwesmake wears his roto tanks wfes panties whenever he goes out drinking. On sundays he wears always pads