KALONZO FOR DP

This is what the game may look like;

  1. Uhuru to rep central Kenya, so no need for DP position, esp because of the few votes they will bring Baba’s way. The numbers are few anyway

  2. Kalonzo to be handed the DP position so that they capitalise on Lower Eastern numbers.
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nice idea coz Raila only needs 20% of mt kenya , Uhuru will bring 40%

Raila can’t get more than 5% of Gema votes. Take that to the bank

Yap an easy work that is. Meanwhile ile side ingine watu wameanza vita kitambo. Mudavadi vs Rigathi vs Karua.

Karatina is my second home and most people above 35 are for Raila Yaani hadi huku ndani ndani

You come from a long line of poverty …it’s even amazing you afford a phone

waria firwa mkundu firimbi bila kusumbua @Kodiaga

Rigathi hata re-election hapati. Anapelekwa mbio sana na huyo nyanya

Si wewe ni baruhya kutoka Kakamega?

Raila might not get huge votes in central but am certain it will be more than what he got in 2017

Kaoshe mkundu kwanza,stupid refugee miraa khat chewer.

atī cigana? Baba might get min 25% from the mountain area.

Ndaigua nawe. Let the mountain voting instincts set in on the voting day and people remember who Raila is. He will be lucky to get 1%

Sisi tuko kwa forest line wimbo ni Ruto. .

If he picks kalonzo watapita asubuhi.

I told niggas here the candidate who will shag uncle qalonzoo will be the president @sani sunshine and retired senior Chief @ChifuMbitika and other zombies told me qalonzo is irrelevant .
Let’s see who knows this politics better @sani

Wrong. It will only take an SMS on election day to remind ya’ll kyuks about kiambaa lest you forget.

Last election nilivote nyanya… Rigathi alifanya vile walizoea na ndugu yake marehemu… rigging.

"Kikuyu will put on shorts " remember the phrase ???

Shida ya kalonzo hajui kusema No, ata ukimweka kwa makwapa atasuffocate tu bila kujitetea umtoe hapo. Ameletea nyinyi wakamba aibu kubwa. Wakamba sasa tunawajua vizuri, after kufanya research mara tatu tangu 2013, nyinyi ni kama wanawake, mnapeana tu.

So angekam kwa sugoi thug wakamba tugekua wazuri Sana ?