K-talk laughs

This hilarious forum has made me burst in laughter in some awkward places… These places were quite embarrassing for me.

Boardroom meeting: Quorum for the meeting had not been achieved and we were waiting for other members mimi nikaingia k-talk speedi speedi…wa vitu nilipata I burst out laughing. Some guy was keen to ask me if that was because of whatsapp

Kwa restaurant: Was waiting for my order to arrive nikikunywa ka-soda… I chocked on soda when I found some hilarious posting here.

Kwa matatu: Kuna siku niliona joke ya kwanza nikakanyagia next thing I read made me burst laughing till everyone else noticed. hizi mats za south c hazinanga loud music. several times kwa matatu…more than I can count.

Family get together: Niliambiwa mkufuu tutakutoa inje kama hutawacha kucheka bure…

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walking to the shops I at times remember what some nut jobs said here and I just laugh on my own while shaking my head; I have caught some people staring at me maybe thinking I lost it

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Comments za Jana ile post ya kawambui zilikua mwenda nilicheka mpaka saa ii naumwa na mbavu

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whats worse is when someone sees you laughing, asks why, and then you have go into a whole backstory about anonymous characters!

I was laughing at one of jay’s threads and my moms asked me what was up. I ended up telling her the longest most useless story she’s ever heard! She even knows lichoti is a chokosh but doesnt know why its funny to be a chokosh. I bet she walked away from me wishing she could get a refund for the school she put me through!

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lol her face…

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Whenever I see a super skinny fellow (kama Njugush wa KTN), I have to hold back laughter when I imagine them with the boxer fallen inside the trouser.

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:D:D:D:D Waaaaah!!! ii nilitii watu kwa ii kijiji ni wazimu.

I know. when walking kwa street bored and want to waste time I do a spot the hadikwamkia and do a tally

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this village can make you laugh till you collapse…if there could be an animated version it would be the funniest cartoon

The disses in this village zilifanya niraruke when walking in tao mpaka watu wakashangaa. Alafu the strange thing is that people outside the village don’t get the jokes mpaka I keep them to myself

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only at ktalk

Some hilarious moments here at Ktalk have become ingrained in me mpaka each time I think of them I can’t help smile(the first time I burst out laughing like I had no problem in this world and beyond! These were remarkable: @Jirani’s character G-star Nyongesa while in Naivasha hooked up a lady whom fwacked rythimically like a carpenter ‘sawing wood with a saw’ and not forgetting our old man @Couch P describing how his mtree could not rise to the occasion thus behaving like ‘trying to use a rope to to play pool’

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over time villagers have build a certain picture in our minds so trying to explain to a non villager only makes you look retarded…many times i laugh so had till i choke on saliva but i cant tell the joke since they wouldnt understand…

There was this time one fisi posted a pic of a shapely chic with a figure hugging dress.Then the 1st talker to comment said ‘I don’t like that dress’.
Wah,the comments that followed.
I still laugh when I remember that thread,it ranks there somewhere amongst the funniest.
Many are the times I have been caught out smiling with my device like an idiot.

Hii kijiji hufanya naonekana mwenda wazimu at times

@Mkufuu
I didn’t know you are a fellow south sea navigator…

@Nefertities as well… stays a couple of blocks away from me.

calm down @Mkufuu

na ile ya jamaa na beste wanarnda room kunyandua madem and he lioks at his buddy anaona he has turned into a vampire with mensed allover his mouth. funny in a gothic way