:D:DIts just a short one… During those times I was never sober… I used to take akoho from the baze za keg so I cant tell how I met myself in that kind of a klub… It was on a Friday and it was like a routine kulewa adi ngware on Fridays… Io siku nilikuwa weak sikuwa nimekula poa… Mzinga tu moja ya KC and I was okay… So I decided to go to my room… On my way out, my friend akaniambia nimngojee aingie urinal… It was late and the bouncers were drunk so out of no where came a bouncer na akanivuruga mbaya sana… Kunibeba juu akisukuma nje… By then I was the biggest gangster in Ndagani city… They used to say am a member of a well known gang in Nairobi… I tried to ask the bouncer why he was doing that and all he could tell me was, “Enda na usirudi apa”… Being the gangster that I was, I used to have all kind of weapons… Whenever I was drunk, I was very highly tempered and so in 5seconds, the bouncer was on the ground screaming, “Nakufa!! Huyu kijana amenidungadunga na ako na…” Apo nje ya Black Pearl kuna majamaa walikuwa mogoka na keg ya Calif(Pub ya keg apo nje)… The next minute they were on me… Like I said, I was weak on that and so they could easily control me… Ile mob nilionwa bana… But I managed to stab some other guys who were leading the mob before they could tie me up and call the police… I was taken to Chuka hospital kwanza… Sema masindano za kurudi sober waaah… I was then taken to the cells… Those are the baddest cells I have entered… Huko unaingia unapata mastone face zingine machizi za uko mashambani(the guys that walichoma chief na wakachoma OCS juzi juzi tu)… Unaingia and thats the only time they smile ju wameona chakula… Its like a remand bana… The guys at the door wanakupora kwanza, alafu sasa mabazenga uko nyuma wanachagua nani atakuwa bwana yako… So when I entered, the guys at the door asked for money… The secret of survival is being a kichwa gumu mbaya… I asked them, “Nakupea pesa mimi ni baba yako”… I was pushed to the ‘mabwana’ na fujo sana… Vile mmoja alijaribu kunishika trouser aitoe, ile vita nilitoa apo was a world war… So they respected me and thats how I was able to survive and come out nikiwa virgin bado:D:D… I used to watch vijana wa wenyewe kwaza campo guys and school drop outs wenye wameletwa being wifed there… Kwanza tuvirgin bana kijana atalala apo like 10hrs hawezi ata simama bana… I stayed there for 2weeks ju the stabbed guys walikuwa wanademand pesa mingi sana… By then walikuwa tu hospitali… Ule OCS mwenye alichomwa ndio alikuwa by then and he was very corrupt hangenipeleka kwa korti… I remember one day fighting with the police there… Walikuwa wanajifanya ng’ombe sana… Tulikuwa tumejuana na a female cop and we could speak greek with her ju wengine hawakuwa wanaskia and they come try to fight me,“Gichana unagatia polisi”… I remember mwenye alikuwa anichukua fingerprints akiniambia,“Weka vitole venye unawekaga ukipiga manzi yako fikaa”… Vile nilitoka uko I was banned from all clubs in Chuka and thats how I lived like a legend… Nikiingia club kila mtu kwanza atoke counter niuziwe nitoke… The OCS would even come to check how I was fairing nisikuwe nahangaisha raiya… I still mourn a very nice weapon of mine that I left uko kwa polisi… Ilikuwa zile kisu za jeshi… I stopped carrying weapons after escaping 2 life sentences there after… Nowadays am very cool ata ukinitemea mate kwa uso siongei
Hekaya ni swafi, lakini Where do guys come up with these hekayas za kukamuliwa kwa police cells na remand?
Fact 1: Ive engaged and interacted with serious jail birds, a police cell is the last place you can be sodomized. The cops simply would never allow it to happen on their watch, in their territory!!
Fact 2: In Remand prison, sodomy occurs ONLY occurs btwn 2 consenting participants. Never will you hear of a nigga getting raped in remand prison. N.b. Emphasis remand prison.
And so for some stupid reasons you think we dream?? I dint say they rape… Ju kama vile nilikataa na tukapigana waliachana na mimi… But there is no way they will come begging you for sex… They must be harsh and use force… So kama uko muoga hautabishana… And of cause huwezi watolea nguo hao ndio watakutoa na hawezi kutoa akikuchekesha… That is why its rape… Jela sasa kama Kamiti ndio inafanyagwa kama biashara… Mtu kama @T.Vercetti akaingia Kamiti atakuwa anauza mcoosh… Sasa io ni kujitakia kwake… Lakini enda remand utuambie kama utabembelezwa uko… @Kimakia atakukamua mkia cha lazima ushindwe ata kuongea
You must be a cool kid who has never been arrested,. The biggest worry guys have in police cells is not fellow prisoners, but rather the cops themselves.
Remand nayo, homos are isolated and ostracized/exiled from genpop by their fellow remandees.
What you see in movies doesnt happen kenyan jails.
This is what you hear… And am telling you what I have seen… Cells kama za uku Nairobi ndio kuko ivo vile unasema… Ju watu ni wajanja they dont do such… Enda ushikiwe mashambani ujionee… I have been in many different cells and I have seen it… Hao watu wa uko mashambani like uko Chuka ni wajinga sana they do what they see in movies… Ndio sasa unaskia kama nakwambia vitu za TV
I have created crazy bots that work for me… One of them replies my Whatsapp messages very perfectly… Plus you cant be better than The Teacher hehee… I will be the first to bring bots to KTalk
What languages are you dangerous at??