Love has truly been good to me this week!
I’m literally walking around with a smile on my face.
I met her at my little boy’s school gate.
Kids are pussy magnets walai !..
(Sorry if I sound overly excited but I’m telling anyone that will listen!..)
Where do I start!!!..
Ok, me and my favourite babymomma agreed last term that I’m in charge of school runs (dropping and scooping the kids up from school)
The thing about taking kids to school is that it’s mostly a woman’s job so there is never a dull moment on the “kuosha macho” department and things have only got better with the oneset of summer which is all junguz need as an excuse to wear almost nothing!
But it’s not a jungu who caught my eye!
Kila siku me and this exotic looking bootylicious end up standing next to each other in front of my boy’s classroom waiting for the door to open.
We are the only non junguz so naturally we exchange a smile and for the longest time I just dismissed her as a Samoan or an Australian islander who was married and too hot to be in my League!
Huyu mtoto ameiva with flawless skin, nywele ni za kihindi, skin tone ya Alicia Keys na figure ya Kijaluo!
Anyway, i recently noticed that she was starting to give me “the look!”
Every man knows what that is!
It’s that unmistakable look a woman gives you involuntarily when they are interested in you!
They don’t know that they’re doing it, ; but you can see it!!!
And if you’re a fast mover, you know that the best way to acknowledge " the look" is to smile and confidently say Hello.
That always lives the woman intrigued, at ease and yearning to know you more.
Kesho yake you have to be more bold and take it to the next level of starting a conversation… general conversation will suffice and that is where I found myself last Tuesday!
“How old is your daughter?” I asked in a very by the way manner I just wanted to hear her accent!..
Haki ile smile nilipata made me perspire!
Unajua tule tujasho hutoka Kwa mapua ukiwa nervous?!..
It’s like she had been waiting to hear my voice forever!..
Wacha aanze perepepe!
And all the while I’m trying to place that accent against a flag of the world!
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This woman must either be so lonely or she is the most discreet extrovert I’ve ever met!
Haki we couldn’t stop laughing and chatting our kids were at this stage pulling us by our hands in different directions keen to go home!
And then she told me that she is from Tonga! ( I know… kikikikkkk.!! … Me neither!..)
Sikutaka kukaa kama duanzi so nikajidai najua ni wapi but I couldn’t wait to Google it as soon as possible!
That was Tuesday!
Since then, digits have been exchanged.
Out of the late night conversations nimejua she’s been alone in England with work for two years and hoping to get husband here next year!
Out of the late night conversations, nimejua she’s horny because she likes flirting and talking about sex!
She is fascinated by black men and insists that she can separate emotions from sex!
Mimi I’m not one to waste an opportunity so I got her to get her sister in-law to babysit for her tonight.
Amedai ati she needs to work overtime.
She suggested that I have chicken gizzards and boiled eggs ati in their culture it’s better than Viagra!!!
Mimi nikaenda butchery and as we speak I’m doing what I was told to do!
Anakuja saa kumi!..
I have less than three hours before I kamua a Tongan!!!
Wish me luck my fellow citizens!
This one is for Kenya!!!
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