JTN news jioni: Telegram Siege

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Good evening viewers welcome to JTN news jioni. Am Linda Ogutu. Their has been a siege at the usiku sacco telegram group since yesterday evening. Our news anchor jay baby boy is reporting live from the scene. Let’s hear from him.
L.OGUTU: hello J can u hear us?
silence
L.OGUTU: Jay are u receiving us?
JAY: yes linda I hear u loud and clear
L.OGUTU: how is the situation down there J
JAY: Linda the situation here is very tense.The Admin Chokora Lichoti got so drunk bcoz of the shock…here are some live images.
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LINDA OGUTU:OMG is that Lichoti. So sad. What else can u see J

JAY: well linda one snr member or rather wanker named Meria mata due to dryspell was seen doing this.
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LINDA ogutu: jeso…this is too much.

JAY : The members are not happy at all
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Linda ogutu: can we get live pictures of the members right now

JAY: yes …they are seen here waiting to pounce on jirani, the mastermind of the siege…they are livid.
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Linda ogutu: and where is jirani? Is he okay

Jay: well Linda jirani is easy. He is jus chilling while sipping his favorite drink
Nigga is jus laughing. He tells me to tell u and the viewers NAPENDA SANA
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Hehe mimi nataka uncle anirudishe kwa group bana

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Hahaha. dude you’re such a dick. The funniest part is how they’re taking every bait sent their way. I get the feeling ntachujwa soon wakifikiria ni wewe.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
hata kama ulianikana this is some funny shit!

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hehehehe

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ha haa reporter JAY weka screenshots

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:D,
Absolutely hilarious.

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buda, usibadilishe supplier, kile yeye hukuwai ni mambo yote

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Hahaha! Uko na ufala sana.

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Hehehe ile bangi mnavuta ni mbaya. Considering how villagers love multiple handles, is it possible that out of the three hundred or so fisis that 200 might be Jay? Aki Jaaaaaay. . . .

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lakini hii uchokosh yako huwa imezidi,lazima usnitch ukingolewa mahali?

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Hiyo pic ya wasee na dimanga hapo ni Mombasa

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Upuss bitch nigga

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jumakubafu turogee huyu chokosh

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Si mnitetee wasee nirudishwe kwa group

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:D:D:D

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[QUOTE=“Wakanyama, potayari.
8276, member: 243”]
jumakubafu turogee huyu chokosh
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Braza huyu asharogwa tayari.

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wewe ni sissy, NO

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Mimi sio sissy…nirudishwe kwa group muone

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He he he, aki Jay!

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