JP Morgan collapses.

Hii ikicollapse, the whole world would feel the effects. Hadi China na Russia watasikia uzito

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Mattress

When @Swansea logs into his JP Morgan account, he receives the message “Good morning Mr. Otoyo, you have a balance of 3 USD awaiting withdrawal”

@Simiyu22 nilidani sanctions zilikua ziumize Russia

Mijingaaaaaaa scare mongering headlines!!!

Mzee wa matress banking punguza wasiwasi.

I got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, the white man would certainly be very proud of you. The bad news is that, no matter how hard you suck their dicks, no matter how hard you ride the white man’s dick, he cannot tell the difference between you and a monkey. Youre still a monkey in his eyes. In fact, you are just a sex tool to your msungu.

3-5 years.

wata sema to big to fail , bail out pap !

Kubaff.

Tomorrow is D-day, let’s wait n see how the Banking sector will close.

Misleading title.

Sisi vijana wa James Mwangi tufanye nini?

The ripple effect is currently being felt here. Umeskia all of Africa kuna shortage ya the green paper (dollars). Mambo ni mbaya