joys of being your own boss.

i have been on leave since 22nd october this year. drinking changaa and visiting old acquintances and flames. it feels heavenly with nobody breathing down your neck with deadlines,reports and submissions. i am about to do something daring and stupid. i am going to take a one year leave and teach(maths/phy) pro bono in a school in laikipia. the salary will be 6k a month that why i said is just like charity. i dont know how i will manage such kind of money to sukuma a month. i am offered a mud hut which serves as the teachers quarters. given ten oclock tea,lunch na four.
this place is a paradise for pedophiles @ mayek and jirani should relocate here. girls as young as 12 and 13 are fair game. they even get married. the chief and AP are also very aware of what happens.
muratina and karubu dens seem to be legit biz. you can send an AP to the peddler when he is going to restock.
kweli huku si kenya wachana na pwani.
network ni balaa unless safaricom wajenge a booster.
the only jam in this place is caused by donkey carts.
hope by the time i am done i will have refocused. that will be january 2017.
pictures will upload baadaye.

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Wewe hufanya biz gani @Carbon ?

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Jeez are you OK?
Am fervently praying you impregnate a minor and land your sorry ass in jail.

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WHY STEAL A LAWN MOWER?NDIO IMEKULETEA HII SHIDA YOTE,ATI SASA UKO EXILE

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alikuwa caretaker karen akaiiba lawn mower

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oneni hiki kijamaaaaa na unaua watu na nyama imeoza brarre

@machangimansolo unaitwa na ndugu yako hapa

Hii sabbatical leave iko na maneno nakwambia.meaning naishuku sana going by your previous hekaya.

wewe wacha kuita hiyo ngombe hapa

nini inafanya uende under wiza

hiki kijamaa kinafaa kutembelewa na watu wa NEMA na healthy waone vitu zinafanyika huko nyuma, hiyo supu ni 5th generation nakwabia

data analyst(researchet) and risk manager.
alafu side hustles mimi ni mtu wa tudeal hivi hivi.

Glad when I see someone give back and make a sacrifice while at it, all the best man

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here impregnating them is the norm.
unapea mzazi 2k na kununulia wazee muratina

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

BTW KITU 13 YEARS SI NI SUPPLE SANA

Whatever you do keep of the kids. All the best pal.

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ONA MIJINGA

:D:D:D:D:D Mayeks na Jirani jo.

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hehehe…
didnt know butchers have any idea what is a lawnmower.

imagine it just by choice.
wash wash was six years ago