In Nakuru kuna base ya keg inaitwa Joyous. Basically its a place for lowlives kama @friday & @poyoloko lakini I used to frequent that place kitambo.
You swallow a few jugs ya keg alafu you go looking for lanyes in those equally dingy lanes. So 5 years ago I stumbled out of the pub nikashika nduthi hadi Lando kusmoke weed in my pals place alafu nikarudi. Can’t remember jina ya iyo street but iko na duka ya cosmetics. Ukipita unapata lanyes sprawled by the verandas ya izo pubs.
I identified one and approached her. Akaniambia bei ya damages ni 300/. Whilst we were conversing some old man stumbled out of the bar and glanced at the bitch. The lanye immediately abandoned the conversation and boldly approached the old man with a wide grin. The old man pushed her off ati, “mimi niko na bibi. Ongea na kijana hapo!”
At this point I had already gotten bored and was walking off. The lanye started running after me but I wasn’t having any of it. Kufika kwa corner we bumped into two policemen. They were going to arrest me but they took one look at my eye nikacheki a mixture of pity and understanding in their faces.
Ungepiga punyeto, then use that amount kwa base ya mtura na thufu instead of using it on maliar. unashiba na pia umekata kiu ya maku, killing two birds with one stone.
Tulikua tukimaliza daro mapema tunaenda kuhang hapo joyous kwa zile ma room. Class 1, class 2 na class 3, kabla ibadilishwe jikoni juu ya mututho laws. Good times i tell yah.
Hapana, mafi wewe. By that moment the lanye was chasing after me. So I would’ve been arrested and charged with solicitation lakini I guess the policemen understood why I needed the service of prostitutes.
Hehehe you must be looking like this thug @johntez addi gaza msafi . Sasa lanye anajua utamlipa hiyo 300 bob kisha utake kumtomba as if umemlipa 3000bob. Kuna lanye fulani alinishow she prefers older men coz they cum quickly hence quick money. Vijanaa wanakula kuma like there is no tomorrow
Hekaya swaffe:D:Dumeni remind siku za Campo. Hatuna pesa but tunadai ku nut. Tulikua tunaenda 3 Aden pale Luthuli tunakagua Madem floor by floor from 1st floor to fourth floor. Ukiona dem ameiva una anza kum engage kwa conversation ukimdara Dara na ukisugua mjulus. Kuna siku malaya mmoja alinislap akisema ‘heh??? Unataka kumwaga na harufu ya coomer yangu jinga hii???’