Westgate terror attack really tested the professionalism of Interior Secretary Joseph ole Lenku. A lot of people believe he did not perform well and some say he should be shifted to a lighter ministry. In the middle of all that, someone has come up with this fictional list of famous quotes by the cabinet secretary.
All the suspects have been arrested. police are looking for them
I can confirm, although I am not certain, that we have very good reason to believe that tomorrow is Monday.
Yes there were 15 to 20 terrorists. We managed to capture both of them!
We killed 5 terrorists, one committed twicide, The other 2 have been blocked by twitter.
One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects.
KDF didn’t steal they just held the valuables hostage
We recovered 4 bodies from the rubble. Forensic investigation will determine whether they are really dead or pretending
We had control of the building except for 4th floor,3rd floor and 2nd floor, but I THINK we had control of the building.
There were 15 terrorists, We killed 3 suspects, building collapsed on 5. All of them are dead.
All the terrorists were men except about three women
Bonus – We managed to kill all the 5 terrorists, they were 15 in number
Westgate was a scare and an organized attack where the widow featured, I think she is an operative but I could be wrong.
The merchants of death were well versed with security protocols and had no issue slaughtering Kaffirs, let no one lull you to false sense of security by insulting Mr Lenku or by focusing on the indiscipline of those soldiers.
AL Shabaab are very real, heavily funded and highly motivated to spread their cause.
The truth is all we know about this is what someone somewhere decided that we do, the truth may be about business interests and assassinations.
lenku ako sawa but word on the ground is that he is deliberately ignoring kite and ronga coz they are more cosmopolitan i.e. most folks are not native maasais, anaona kama very soon the maasai will be outnumbered in kajiado by “outsiders” kajiado is heading the nairobi way