Joke of the day

How do you know your wife is getting fat? .

When you pull her pants down to the knees and there is still puuussy in them :D:D:D:D

Kali sana fala hii :D:D:D

Reminds me of Al Capones favorite jokes:
How do you make your wife scream during sex?

Call her, tell her about it!

Bure kabisa ,a spider can make your wife scream but you can’t

Hii mkuu imenipita. No need to explain, it drains down the joke. It will hit me in due time thou. in due time.

Could it be fatty thighs, hata Mimi imenipita

Or you can impasse frying your limited brain cells and have a good laugh :D:D

Have no idea

Simplify the joke hata mimi nicheke bana

Stupid idiot. My brain is for thinking other more profitable things

ukifika mahali ya kucheka utushow tucheke

Hehe … hii ata @Motokubwa hawes cheka banae