A young boy was so jealous of his newborn baby brother that he put poison on his mother’s nipples as she slept. The next day, both their family driver and gateman died.
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Hiyo niliskia na swaleh mdoe pale citizen jokes zake saa zingine ziushtua:D:D
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Just wondering if the mum slept topless
Most likely
Have you heard about the two fleas joke?
[SIZE=5]Two Fleas meet on a beach in florida[/SIZE]
Two fleas are laying on a beach in florida
The first flea who is sunning himself looks to the 2nd and asks
Flea 1- “why are you shivering so bad ?”
Flea 2- “I hitched a ride down here on the mustache of a man who rode a motorcycle and it almost froze me to death”
Flea 1- “why would you do that”
Flea 2- “How else was i suppose to get here… how did you do it” ?
Flea 1 - " listen here’s what you have to do"
Flash forward 1 year
the fleas see each other on the same beach and the 2nd is shivering uncontrollably once again.
Flea 1 - “what happened!? Did you follow the plan i gave you? It’s worked every time for me”.
Flea 2- “I did exactly what you said! I went into the ladies room and waited until I overheard a woman say she was heading down here”.
“When she turned around i jumped into the stall”
“Up onto the toilet seat”
“And when she sat down i jumped into her bush and
fell asleep”!
Flea 1 - “Then what happened how did you almost freeze to death again… it’s a fool proof plan” ???
Flea 2 - " I don’t know man, I got comfy went to sleep and when i woke up i was in that goddamn motorcycle mans mustache again"
Source unknown.
Hehe, revenge of the innocents