Joke of the day

@Motokubwa and @digi the Kihii are in the SGR train eating their packed lunch.
" I’m sorry gentlemen, but you cannot eat your own food on this train anymore" says the steward.

So they swap plates.


Happy Monday talkerz, isn’t it great to be healthy and alive?!..

Hii ni original

:DKB Uko nyuma. The decision was ‘reversed’. Now you can bring your own food but not drinks…


Even breast milk

I’m just coming out of hibernation I need to do some catch up on the news.
Otherwise, hope you are good.

Na usihame priss.

I am v good KB…you owe me a tel con …shindwe wewe:mad:…hao momo Debs will be the end of you…hear me laugh already…:D:D:D:D

Huyu buyu haendi nowhere…else nimukutee huko off the M1 na hiyo truck yake…

Later, promise.


A nursing mother enters a restaurant. After sitting down, she starts to suckle her baby as she peruses through the menu. A waitress approaches her and tells her she can’t do it in the restaurant. Quite puzzled she asks the reason for that. The waitress points to a poster on the wall which reads, “No meals from outside”!

Ghai witu…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D