Joke of the Day

General
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:D:D:D
Teacher: I will ask a question and whoever gets it right I’ll give my iPhone 6S,…How many men did Jesus feed?
Felix: 5000 men,
Teacher: Good,take the phone and ask me a question and if I get it I’ll get my phone back…
Felix: Name the 5000 men…
Teacher: :(:(:frowning:

Io kesi bado iko kwa matian’gi
'gi

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He he he!

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hiyo kesi rahisi sana sijui kwa nini inasumbua mwalimu.
“name the five thousand” is not a question…it is an instruction…
ingekuwa kizungumkuti kama angeuliza “What were the names of the five thousand?”

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Did you know: If you never sin,Jesus would have died in vain.

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Hehe you never dissapoint Harvard alumni.

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Nakuambia uchanganuzi wa lugha (kimombo na kiswahili) uko sawa tu ile kabisa. Hawa watu wawili wanafaa wakuone. Nakupa kongolee…!!! Heko

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thanks

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Very TRUE. His Birth and Death would have no mining for the mankind. Because of my sinful nature (Flesh) He suffered and died for my perfection (with the gifts of the Holy Spirit). Blessings

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You’re welcomed and Thank you too

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VS did you have to spoil it?? hehe

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what was there to spoil?:slight_smile:

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Actually you made my day. Am trying to imagine in case the teacher had thought of it as you did, what response could he/she have given out to that?..:rolleyes: