Hizi mfupa niliziona jana pahali zikiuza johnie walker…
Ambia Nyachae akusaidie,engiti ya omogambi!
Kunywa maji
I had a serious hangy Jana. Water (ya gas) ndio ilinisaidia.
Midget umechanganyikiwa kweli…winter ndio inakuchanganya.
Niondolee um’gich hapa brare fwakin.
Ghasia sungusungu meffi.Kakamue tunyanye fala hii.
Have I ever told u that in my eyes u are a meffi? If not then u are. Walae
I dont need validation from a midget with a sterile intellect,what would drive a young kisii midget to stoop so low and service wrinkled coomers?is it desperation?is it greed for easy life?is it a generational curse?the answer is subject to conjecture.
1st off am not a Kisii. 2nd am not a midget bt u wud nt believe me as if I care. Anyway M’gich kama life inakupeleka mbaya enda kwa boma ya mama njeri…step 2 chungulia kama kuna watu…step 3 tip-toe hadi enclosure ya kondoo…step 4 tafuta ile kondoo that has being eyeing u. Step 5 Kamata hio kondoo…toa trao yako ya mashida shida and make love to it with the niceness. Stress zitatulia mseh
Heeehe…you are literally and disgracefully a living example of a mothafaka…You stoop that low and trade the African dignity for a few euros?you are a disgrace first to your father who counts his sperms as wasted,secondly you are a disgrace to your mother and finally your name is taboo to all Kenyan men!
Speaking of stooping low. Who has stooped low here? Who has started matusi ya wazazi and am just cool with it.
So all along ni uchungu ya euros uwa inakuuma. Nikutumie ngapi sai weekend yako ikuwe swafi…am serious btw feckin siet
Coomernina mothafaka die nigger die!and rise no more just as your erection has failed to riseat the sight of those octogenarian crones.
Mothafaka,in a day i make more mullah than you will ever make in ten lifetimes!
Oooops I touched a soft spot:D:D:D feelings arena
I have no time for you le chien …you belong to"boulevard de la mort"
Mungiki toa utoto hapa, pika shonde yako ukule royco na kijiko
Kwani ulikua ile bar inaitwa Shiny-Eyes-Matchstick-Legs?
Nyagetinge…umekunywa supu ya nyasore nini?mchawi mkubwa wewe!
Haha nugu ulikua bamburi
Mmmmmhhhh…This narration… Angusha hekaya!