Job Interview

Job Interview. MP
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father’s name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What’s that?
Monday:- Mombasa Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What’s your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what’s that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don’t laugh alone.
Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.

If they don’t find it funny tell them they can Lamba…



Before @Phenomenal Woman was a virgin

There should be a stone emoji. Jinga nyingi huku deserve to be stoned.

Jinga saidi


handle na mbisha hazipatani… #shemale



I’m still a virgin FYI

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