The resident peasant amefikisha 1k kwa Mpesa - finally. He heard rumors of a circumcision ceremony akatoroka Siaya mbio at the speed of a cheetah holding on to his sagging 15kg foreskin. Amepigia Wakanyama simu amjenge keja pale Dago Corner.
Azor Ahai mamako amesema usiende kwa nyumba anaombewa na Pastor Onyango. Nashuku anaombewa kwa bed juu inapiga kelele mob sana. Alafu boyfriend yako @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii amesema mtoto wenyu @tall mnyama everywhere amejikunia uende ubadilishe diapers yake na pia ubadilishe yako juu your gaping asshole can’t let. Now if you’ll excuse me, Njeri wants me to help her with something. She saya it makes her poontang drip wet. Goodluck with your diapers